How would you like your funeral?

[Crossborder]

I want my corpse to be strapped to a rocket and fired in to the sun, along with as much nucluar waste possible.
They must be VERY sure im dead though.

 

[Vondrakenhof]

I want to be cremated to Ac/DCs Highway to Hell.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

@Title: Sunny-side up, please OHOHOHO

... That's it, really.
I just wanted to make that joke.
I am extremely sorry.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A large pyramid-like tomb, with the most modern traps to prevent grave robbers from stealing my body and treachures and putting me in a museum. At my funeral there'd be music like "Still Alive", "Your Brain" and "Because I'm Evil", possibly also various title songs from games like Overlord. There would be a sacrifice of at least 1000 virgins and the slaves who helped build the Pyramid/temple (right, I forgot to mention it includes a temple for people to pray and bring sacrifices to me.) Anyways, my Pyramid/temple will have it's own power generators and backup generators to power all traps in need of electricity, the security and maintainance bots and the superintelligent sciencebots who do research to bring me back to life.

 

[Lieju]

I really don't care, as I will be dead. Whatever my family wants, I suppose, allthough I would like it if they didn't add any religious stuff.

 

[historybuff]

Viking Style. They knew how to throw a good funeral.

 

[Latinidiot]

I always thought to myself that if I seriously start to forget things,I will light my own cremation. a big pile of dead trees burning while playing Limbs(agalloch)/Stairway To Heaven/
/my future favourite song on the background.
if I die without being able to light it myself, i want a complete stranger to do it while dressed up as The Joker, on the sweet tunes of aforementioned songs

 

[siege_1302]

A vikings death perhaps instead of an anti-climatic lowering into a grave

Viking Style. They knew how to throw a good funeral.

Three thousand years from now.

two words, open bar.

You all earn mega points.

 

[benylor]

I'd like to be taken to a forest, have a hole dug in the ground there, and then get chucked in the hole and buried. Coffin is optional, but if present must be biodegradable; I want to be decomposed and returned to the soil within a year so that the compounds in my body can go on to support more life and to live again.

Never forget that your body is borrowed from the Earth. All the compounds come from the food your mother and you ate, and the air that you breathed. Thus, it's only right that the compounds are returned to the Earth to form new lifeforms.

As for the ceremony? Eh, I'm not too concerned. I'm sure my family will probably want a Christian service. I don't care one way or another, but if it'll put my families' minds to rest then I'll consent to that.

 

[Lordmarkus]

As long as my casket is carried forth in a monstertruck to the lovely sounds of Stairway to Heaven (Live) then I shall rest in peace.

 

[CNKFan]

Here is mine. First my coffin will be closed. Then while every one is sad and mourning me the lights go out, a strobe light and techno turns on, and I come down from the ceiling attached to wires like a marionette and dance.

 

[Ekonk]

With the Beegees playin'. Guess which song.

 

[Darth Pope]

I don't really care. As long as this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q] is played non stop.

 

[Lekonua]

My funeral would ideally involve guys in lab coats poking around at my internal organs.

 

[JoshGod]

i would like my cakset to explode in the middle of the priests speech!!
take that u religous **** im taking u with me heaven boy.
wheres ur god now.
or illd like my casket to be dropped from a plane and fall on someone that everyone hates like gordon brown, being filmed, so utube has a field day!

 

[WhiteTiger225]

3 ways.
1. Strap me to a motorcycle and lets try and break evil knieval's record.
2. Buried with 72 virgins and a sign on my grave saying "Haha! I got to enjoy mine before you did loser!"
3. Cremate me, stick me in a douche, and run me through one last time.

 

[CNKFan]

Here is mine. First my coffin will be closed. Then while every one is sad and mourning me the lights go out, a strobe light and techno turns on, and I come down from the ceiling attached to wires like a marionette and dance.

Isn't that from Nick Swardson's stand-up act?

I don't really care. As long as this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q] is played non stop.

Thanks. I enjoyed that. So at least I know the lobotomy was a success.

Yeah it is but I will actually do it.