How would you like your funeral?
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If I die with a huge estate then my will will say that my video must be played at the funeral inorder for anyone to get their inheritance. The video wil be a monalogue performed by my good self telling everyone how they disappointed me through life and how no one was ever good enough. I'd finish by telling them I'm leaving everything to a donkey sanctuary.
My other option would be a replica of the Punisher videogame on the xbox. I'd fake my own death and pop out of the coffin during the seremony and empty a hundred or so rounds from an M60 into the well wishers, then finish the left overs off with a combat knife.
My other option would be a replica of the Punisher videogame on the xbox. I'd fake my own death and pop out of the coffin during the seremony and empty a hundred or so rounds from an M60 into the well wishers, then finish the left overs off with a combat knife.
I think I'd want to go the Hunter S. Thompson route and be cremated, then shot out of a cannon...
But that's not very original -er, not anymore anyway
Hm, I guess I'll have to figure something out before 2012...
Oh come on, I'm just KIDDING.
But that's not very original -er, not anymore anyway
Hm, I guess I'll have to figure something out before 2012...
Oh come on, I'm just KIDDING.
Jelly mansion, me droped from great height into said jelly so Iland and stop in a position where it looks like im in a study with an orange fire reading a book while smoking a pipe. I'm thinking the mansion shall be solid jelly and placed outside an orphanerium with armed guards making sure no-one touches it. You know, to commemerate my love of young, needy and helpless people.
I would like a funeral like in hitman blood money. A post modern class sphere cometary where they play classical music mournfully. It would be very moving.
And all of the people I killed should be sitting in the seats watching it.
And I should get up and shoot them all half way through.
Actually screw all that I just want the first bit with the cremation.
And all of the people I killed should be sitting in the seats watching it.
And I should get up and shoot them all half way through.
Actually screw all that I just want the first bit with the cremation.
The music would be provided by Cannibal Corpse, Lounge Band style!
And my gravestone will say "Take comfort in the fact that you'll never see me again"
It shall be smiles all round.
And my gravestone will say "Take comfort in the fact that you'll never see me again"
It shall be smiles all round.
Ah glad you asked.
Keyboard cat will play me off while two F-15 fighter jets crash into eachother, close enough to look awesome but not to close as to kill all the hot chicks mourning me and will end with someone installing a solar powered speaker and motion sensor that has a recording of me going "Hello... is someone there?...I feel cold ect. ect."
Keyboard cat will play me off while two F-15 fighter jets crash into eachother, close enough to look awesome but not to close as to kill all the hot chicks mourning me and will end with someone installing a solar powered speaker and motion sensor that has a recording of me going "Hello... is someone there?...I feel cold ect. ect."
Seeing as I have a fear of being buried alive and wish to be buried a foot underground with no coffin, i'm not seeing a very good funeral.
Maybe there will be Cake.
Maybe there will be Cake.