How would you respond?

[kikon9]

How would you respond if a random guy walked up to you and said:
"You smell clean."

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

"Really? It's been like a week since I've showered."

 

[arsenicCatnip]

"Thanks? ... creeper."

Then slowly back away.

 

[NJ]

"I shat myself earlier, I was violated by a homeless person and I had to walk through the Holland Tunnel, thanks!"

 

[delet]

(Ignore.)

And I'd go about my merry way!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Oh thank you, yes that new thing called deoderent and soap is a marvellous thing that everyone should enjoy and use.

 

[Miumaru]

Well thats cause i put the lotion on my skin ofcourse!

 

[AvsJoe]

"Thanks."

*continues walking*

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Well...if it was a guy, I'd say get away from me.

If it was a girl, I'd cautiously say thanks.

If it was an attractive girl, I would say thanks, compliment the way they smell as well, and ask if they use the same shampoo as me.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"I'm going to walk away now."

 

[thylasos]

"Good to know. Take care." *walks off/lights cigarette*

 

[Mimssy]

"...Thanks?"

Then, walk away with a scrunched up and confused face.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Thank you, then I walk away.

 

[Blue_vision]

"Thanks,"
*if they look clean* "You smell rather nice too."
*if they look like they got spat out of a sewer* "if you want to be sensual like me, then you might want to try scented shampoo and some soap"

 

[Blunderman]

I'd say "Thanks. You should try it".

 

[LongAndShort]

"Thanks, I use Rexona. Give it a try."

Then the stranger'll tell me he wears lynx and we'll begin a long conversation about deodorants.

 

[tombman888]

"Thank you, although it has been over a week since i last cleaned myself in any form, and i have been sleeping in these same cloths for over 3 days now." *walks away scratching dandruff in head*

 

[Blackadder51]

I would ignore it, and go on my merry way.

Were going to see the Wizard!

 

[Mr. Gency]

Same thing I did when some guy walked up to me said "how does this smell?" follow by him blowing smoke in my face, my response: "Okaaaaaaaaay..." * Me walking away quickly*

 

[diego_2112]

Male: "P*** off, buddy." and keep right on walking.
Female: "Sorry, taken." *Flash wedding band, and laugh when they sigh, then walk away whistling "I'm Too Sexy."*
My wife: As we probably just got out of the shower... I'll leave it at that, lest I get in trouble. *wink wink*