How would you respond?

[Lust]

Say, "why, thank you."

Smile, and continue doing what I was doing.

 

[YarnBarf]

I'd punch him in the nards.

 

[RatRace123]

"You smell like large amounts of marijuana... Goodbye."

 

[Gravyshanks the Pirate]

I'd say: Oh? That's the waffles. Where'd I put those? You took them, didn't you! Help! Police! We're under attack! We're sinking!

Then I would incoherently ramble until the person left. Then I would leave, but in a different direction than them.

 

[societysatfault]

"well you don't, back off"

 

[MrHero17]

Say "thanks" and walk away with my head turned towards him.

 

[kannibus]

"I'm still working on it."

 

[blankedboy]

"...Thanks?"

Then, walk away with a scrunched up and confused face.

This.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

*blank stare*
*hold for 10 seconds*

*fetal position*

 

[righthead]

*fart*

 

[Tartarga]

"Why thank you, i've been hanging out with the Mr. Clean guy lately."

 

[captaincabbage]

"Tell me about it, I've been trying to get this 'Clean' sensation off all day"

 

[righthead]

"I'm not sure that something one guy should say to another guy. Kinda creepy, yeah."
By the way, You're looking very toight.

 

[Outright Villainy]

"Then I've failed the man test."
*cries*

 

[Ashsaver]

*Pretend to be having a seizure*

 

[Skorpyo]

You smell like unclean.

*crosses fingers*

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

*runs away*

 

[Snarky Username]

"Thanks, you smell like chlorofo-..."

 

[Shemming]

"And you smell.......scary" And then run off.