How would you rob a bank without using guns

[gigastrike]

I'd dress up like the monopoly guy and claim that I'm the owner of the bank. I'd wing it from there.

 

[GloatingSwine]

An axe. Seriously, if you're going to rob a bank, even if you have guns, one of you should have an axe.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Breakdance-fu and shuriken.

gotta mix it up sometimes.

 

[Sethzard]

With katana.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Walk in, tell everyone I'm happy and they should honor this, grab some money and the guard's gun (maybe I can sell it) and walk out.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The holy grenade

OR an Incredibly annoying person, then threaten the bank give me the money or Iwill leave him here

may I suggest your person says "ni" over and over again?

With the power of confusion!

wha...oh you're good.

 

[Deleted]

Use a knife hidden in a gun, genius!

 

[Squoze]

I would slowly take off my clothes until the teller could no longer stand the sight of my hairy body and give me the money.

 

[General Ken8]

Homemade napalm. Aww yeah.

There is actually such thing as grill lighting gel, which is basically napalm in a bottle that is legal (it's on google)
My plan would involve me and some mercenary ninjas with halberds running around inside the air vents pwning people from above

 

[Kajt]

I'd rush in with a knife, screaming random stuff in German and playing Ace of Spades in the background.

Now, imagine that happening.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Do what they did in that film with Clive Owen.

You know the one where they rob the bank with fake guns and they costume up the hostages.

 

[spuddyt]

Use 2 cucumbers and pretend they were a sawn off shotgun, this way also allows me to conceal (eat) the evidence.

 

[Pimppeter2]

With a tank. DUH!

 

[BakaSmurf]

Run in with a stop sign, smack the guard across the head with it to knock him unconcious, and declare that if they don't give me the money I'll do the same to everyone else in the bank.

 

[dududf]

I'd walk in, hit the guard over the head, until he's taking a nap. lock the doors. round up all personal and lock 'em in the closet. go to the tape room, remove tapes, break cameras.

Adress my hostages, stating. "How'd everyone like to get 10 thousand dollars and walk out scot free? I'm going to walk out with 400 thousand dollars and become the main suspect, you will all then flee the scene with your money. this will server as a diversion for me as I head out the back door. You will all leave at the same time, people who cooperate get money and a cookie. Those who don't get money and get a banana muffin."

Alert police to a bank robbery

Walk out.

???

Profit.


*Back up plan*

Walk inside lock the door, claim it was a accident and talk about airliner food for 4 hours.

 

[Player 2]

I'd pull off Derren Brown's "The Heist" and use swarms of brainwashed people to do my bidding.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I would go with the option skip the bank and rob a big grocery store on the day before they make their deposit.... you can get ALOT of money outa that... less risky too...

otherwise... with a gas mask and a big ol bag of tear gas grenades...

 

[Oo Rev oO]

Pay off someone who works in the bank to download a virus which would take 5 dollars from every account in the banks interface (see movie Chaos)

 

[Merteg]

I would take the money, duh.

How else do you rob a bank?