How would you solve this Scribblenauts puzzle?

[Bassman_2]

Ask God to do it.
Or get a monkey to jump on it.
Or explosives.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Ball in a cup?

Hmmm. 2 crates...and a fan?

OR

God on a pogo stick.

 

[hazabaza1]

Spawn a time machine, travel back in time, and cut down the tree that the wood was made from with an axe.

 

[classyplatypus]

Using a catapult, I would launch a baby OR keyboard cat.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Maybe some sort of Rube Goldberg machine, involving a snooker cue somehow. Or the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[xscoot]

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is the answer to every problem.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd pick up the girl and throw her at it. Who needs reality bending powers?

 

[p3t3r]

i would get a shark and and a jetpack and stick them together and put some fish on the other side

 

[Meado]

Cthulhu. Nothing else needed.

 

[dadadahahaha]

Cthulhu. Nothing else needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3HXgvl8lp0&feature=fvw
2:20. DAMN.

 

[person427]

Wall, Ladder, Man, Sniper Rifle, Zombie, Pirate, Trampoline. Pirate climbs up ladder on to wall and shoots out man's brain with sniper rifle. Zombie uses trampoline to get brain, knocking down the bottles.

 

[metalmmaniac]

i would take an axe to the wood supports. if i couldnt destroy the supports, i would summon a helicopter to knock over the bottles before it crashed and burned

 

[Amnestic]

The same way I solve every problem. Velociraptor swarm.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

An earthquake would do it. If that didn't work then I would try a Zepplin with a few Marmosets hanging below to grab the bottles.

 

[Quadtrix]

Use an anti-gravity device, move the wood support out from underneath the floating bottles, than turn the machine off.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Black hole behind the bottles.

 

[Bediz]

Bind the girl's hands and then tie her feet to a railroad spike driven into the ground. A short rope so that she has some degree of movement, but not enough to effect anything Then place a large amp behind her and hook it up to an MP3 player. Have the MP3 player play something mellow, like Linkin Park's "My December" or 311's "Amber." Some perfectly harmless tune that a group of people are mildly annoyed by, but most people enjoy an occasional listen. Next, rig a timer to an assembly that will light a candle. Place this candle lighting rig underneath a rope holding a saw blade above the rope binding the girl's to the floor. Plug the MP3 player into a wall outlet and set the mild music as loud as the amp will go. Set the candle timer for 3 days. Feed the girl only gruel and water. At the end of three days, the timer will light the candle, which will burn the rope, which will drop the saw blade, which will free the girl to run around in an attempt to escape her psychological torture, which will knock over the bottles.

 

[Suda51]

termites to eat the wood.