How would you spend your last 10 minutes?

[NonMagicPoet]

Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

 

[CelticWarrior]

I'd probably sit down on my couch flip on soundscapes and sort of zone out and have a zen moment until I finally bite the big one.

 

[Ultrajoe]

You can do anything right?

Absolutely anything?

Anything at all?

THE ULTRA JOE HAS MADE HIS DECISION!

He Would Save The World.

This Thread Is Now Over, Next Please.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

Don't let your boyfriend read this. He'll build a doom's day device.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Run out the front door and find the hottest girl possible and kiss her.

I'll be kind of cool to be in that kind of awkwardness during the last 5 minutes.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Well, for you it would be the touch of a man, but YES, it IS that special...

Oh yeah, and ULTRAJOE: /THREAD

Why Do People Keep Acting Surprised When This Happens?

Say Our House Is On Fire And We Can Remove One Thing From It, Anything.

I Remove The Fire.

Solved.

Logic People, Can You Dig It?

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Ultrajoe that's not cool. Its not logic, its missing the point. That's not ending the thread. If that's Really your answer then I would change my answer and spend the last 10 minutes stopping you. I mean you've made the point that we can do ANYTHING right?

Then what Ultrajoe?

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

...And Justice For All.

 

[The Potato Lord]

I'd find C.A.T.S. because he's obviously the one who set up us the bomb then beat him to death with a translator.

By then Ultrajoe would have saved the world, So It'd be cool.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ultrajoe that's not cool. Its not logic, its missing the point. That's not ending the thread. If that's Really your answer then I would change my answer and spend the last 10 minutes stopping you. I mean you've made the point that we can do ANYTHING right?

Then what Ultrajoe?

Then you just doomed the planet.

Happy?

Ill bet your feeling pretty silly at this point.

 

[poopdog]

I'd kill everyone in sight, just becase it was all going to end, then, at nine minutes, I'd get on a plane, jump out at 3000 feet, and have the world end right before I hit the ground!

then meet all the people I killed in hell.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Go to the top of my street, stare at the sky, and scream, "HATE TO SAY 'I TOLD YOU SO!'"

 

[massuh]

I would grab my katanas and go on a samurai killing spree.to take out the frustration that they are supposed to cut like the old ones samurai used, but I obviously never had a chance to prove it, so I had to get out my frustration of spending the money on something that didn't use.

 

[yourkie1921]

Fuck the hell out of my boyfriend without a condom as many times as we can. It's not just a sex thing, it's just where I want to be, it's the closest, and most intimate I can be with the man I love and that is seriously the only place I need to be if the world is going to collapse around us.

How old are you? If you're 12-16 and live in New jersey, fricken tell me where you live if you break up with your boyfriend!!! Just kidding, although you do sound fricken awesome.

Um, Obviously you are a virgin, or you would know that sex is the greatest thing two people can share... I know Jallil and I would spend our last ten minutes with me inside her...

Other than that, just cuddling with her would be enough...

Lol.

The world's about to end and all you can think about is sex?

How uninspiring and wearisome.

Think of something more pleasurable than sex??

Also, if I have a girlfriend (and reading about my own criteria for a girlfriend, they probably would have no problem with sex if the world is going to end) confess all of my perverted thoughts to her.

And as soon as I find out the world is ending I'm praying to beelzebubb.