How would you spend your last 10 minutes?

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yourkie1921 post=18.68529.633615 said:
The world's about to end and all you can think about is sex?

How uninspiring and wearisome.
Think of something more pleasurable than sex??
How about an actual question, if your going to throw around 3 question marks?

And to stand in, drugs. Nothing says higher levels of endorphins than higher levels of endorphins!
 

yourkie1921

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Ok, CAN you think of something more pleasurable than sex.
Really, is it that different?

hmmmmmmm, after I'm done boning my girlfriend if I have one or random girl if I don't and praying to beelzebubb enter a drinking contest. No way I'm going to die without learning how much tolerance I have for alcohal!!
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Alright well my earlier post wasn't very describtive anyway, Anyone see the movie crank? Well I would take some of that adrenline, after strapping down my penis so it won't get in the way running. I put on, ...And Justice For All and getting down with killing, destorying and maiming.

You can have sex your entire life, Killing mass quanties above 100 will only last once. Kinda like robbing a bank, HEAT style.
 

milskidasith

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That seriously might be a good time to get a crack high or a shot of pure dopamine. Go out feeling all warm and fuzzy. Otherwise, the crack could mess you up bad.

Also, I would probably listen to some spine tingling music about the end of the world, or Free Bird.

That is, assuming there is an afterlife. Otherwise, the whole "Free Bird now symbolizes escaping to a better plane" thing is moot.
 

yourkie1921

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that reminds me, if the device is made by a religious person and announces it's to prove god, Fuck fucking either my girlfriend or some random girl I'm laughing and saying "I CALLED IT!!!"

Or we could fuck in my front yard while I yell that to the streets.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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yourkie1921 post=18.68529.633690 said:
But if you're a virgin, you've done niether. And which is funner?
If you have done neither your in a better spot then everyone else. Cause when you die you can tell god at least you didn't have sex. :p
 

yourkie1921

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I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)
 

Bulletinmybrain

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yourkie1921 post=18.68529.633796 said:
I already made plans to try to KICK HIS ASS for not killing Hitler after he murdered 1 million people (after they hit the 7 digits you're supposed to kill them!). If he's an unstoppable force it'll still be worth it because hopefully I'll be remembered by the 5 people able to get into that place as "the idiot who tried to hit god". And any god who'd send people to hell for consensual sex.....well It'll be worth sitting in a firey pit for all eternity to get on his bad list.

Besides, I'm atheist :)
Lol, Yeah well consensual sex is all fine and good, but if you have no girlfreind. Running out onto the street screaming the worlds going to end lets have seX! might not work.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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hijack a plane, have sex, eat steak and chips, jump out of plane without parachute and land as the world blows up, while listening to my ipod.

What? i don't want an emotional end or i'd end up feeling bad, i want to go out having the best time of my life.
 

JRL5

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I would call the girl that I love.

That would decide if I spent my 9 other minutes in total apathy or in everlasting "oh fuck, why did I not tell her sooner".

I would also be higly disappointed that I at the time is not at some high point, with strong blowing winds...like the Danish North Sea Coast at Klittenmoller.
 

Russia208

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aahh, listen to classical music while watching the distant blow from me come closer and closer till it reached me and i was no more...hmm interesting...(smokes pipe) yes, very interesting...