How would YOU take over the world?

[Anchupom]

Secretly.

 

[LostAlone]

Getting some leverage in Congress, declare war on Mexico for something or try to merge them with the US peacefully (preferably the 2nd), same thing with Canada, try same policy with South America, try to get Japan and Germany in on it (best technology and best weapon makers), bribe the leaders of China into only trading with my country, modernize great wall of China for actual use, spread armies from Germany and China to take over Russia, take the Russian army, merge it with my own, get everyone else.

You have clearly learned nothing from Napoleon and Hitler... You never invade Russia dude... Never works...

They would all have winter coats, tanks with heaters and anti-missile technology, and hot cocoa. GG Russia. Notice how much of a failure German supplies were for invading Russia and they almost managed to take over the country. Imagine what the entire North American continent, China, and some of South America could do especially with the invading army being equiped with modern German guns and mostly be a combination of a ton of different countries special forces

Never underestimate the russian winter man.

Russia's still got a big enough nuclear stockpile to slag the whole world a few times over, so even if it does go as planned it certainly won't end happily.

I dunno why you're even bothering to invade tbh. Russia's such a corrupt mess nowerdays that fighting them is easily the most expensive and unpopular way to bend them to your will.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I would probably go Batman and dump a bunch of shit in the water only to have it vaporized and inhaled by people.

As long as it isn't in Gotham, I think I'll be fine.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would probably enjoy the planning more... Anyway I would of course use the easy option of *Coughs loudly* and then *Coughs loudly* but just as I was about to *Coughs loudly* I would throw it into the ocean and go back to planning because I want a challenge.

 

[Gudrests]

Get as many women preggo as I can and have millions of kids and have my children rule the world.....GOD THE WORLD WILL BE UGLY LOL

 

[dwharmon]

My plan is a little complicated. I would hire a small force of mercs or find some like-minded people to help me overthrow the government of some third-world country that is too poor to adequately defend itself and whose loss nobody will care about. After establishing myself as king and making a constitution to make me look good to both my citizens and the international community, I'll start forming friendships with other nations and offer them cheap goods and services in exchange for helping me build up my infrastructure to a first-world level. Once everything is in place, I'll eliminate money from my country, replacing it with a full credit system that will ensure my people are well-taken care of and will allow me the freedom to research new technology at a faster rate than any other nation, without the consequences of debt. I'll use this opportunity to expand my territory into space by creating a reliable shuttle system and, hopefully, the first permanent space station on the moon, or at least a better orbital station than any of the previous versions. Meanwhile, I'll have been secretly producing the world's first space armada in a facility deep underneath my palace. Once the ships have been assembled and tested, they'll be taken apart and transported into space piecemeal along with parts for the space station, concealing their presence. Once all the pieces are in place, the ships will be quietly reassembled.

I will then purchase/create 1 nuclear weapon and detonate it at a safe location in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, after sending messages to various news organizations so they can witness and film the actual explosion. Afterwards, I will send a recorded video of myself telling the world they have 3 months to give-in to my demands. After 3 months, I will randomly pick a city from among all the nations that have not surrendered and destroy it. This process will be repeated every 48 hours until everybody yields or the resistance is eliminated. Of course, the 48 hours are intended to provide time for people to evacuate; I don't want to turn the world against me because I'm a genocidal psycho. For every attempt they make to stop me (i.e. firing back), I will destroy a satellite, thereby damaging their economy and/or technical ability to resist.

My ships will come equipped with either a rail gun or laser weapons system for defensive purposes or local area offense (attacking satellites for example). For the city destruction, I will simply rely on multiple-warhead missiles instead of nukes due to their radioactive side effects. Plus, after the first nuclear explosion, the military will likely believe that all my attacks will be nuclear, so my barrage of multiple-warhead missiles will take their defenses by surprise, at least initially. Also, to help me keep world leaders guessing, I will only reveal ships as I need them. I'll start with my flagship, then when they try a larger-scale retaliation, I'll call in the others to provide additional assistance as needed.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

In an all realistic way Skullkid4187's guide to taking over the world. Have a puppet leader of a Western Nation with a powerful military example USA, Germany, britland in your control. Have said leader impose many imperialistic ways on smaller very weaker nations. With you in control of those nations put very trusted officials there to over see. With those nations have them invade or unite with surrounding countries. A good example would be for say if Afrika united or the Middle East. With those unified nations under your control wait several years and declare marshal law in your own country due to weak leadership and imposed taxes. Mount a revolution and claim victory and dictatorship that looks democratic(the people love democracy). Create many jobs in your nation raising the economy and military funds. With the those nations you have control over, form alliances and bully the other Western Nations into a alliance or unification. If you're in America, buy out Mexico and annex the Inhabited Woods Above America. For Germany and Britland claim "European Unity" the EU will quickly join. After controlling North America, Europe, Africa and the Middle East many nations around the world will see the "prosperity"(Keep a very strong propaganda system) and will join your country. Once South America and parts of Asia join the remaining countries against your new found "World Unity"(But still under control of you! Or your heirs. Keep in mind this will take many years to achieve) will wage war. With your military might you've been saving up, invade and conquer. If desperation is there nuke a city near the enemies capital. With enemy nations neutralized you now control the world under a fake democracy(where your buddies get elected every time). Also keep a strong military police stationed and each territory there will be rebellions you need to squash them and keep the internet tightly censored.

 

[Isalan]

I would have to create a virus that can kill 1 in every 10 people. Then go on FOX News with it and threaten to release it unless I was made Supreme Overlord of All Earth and Also the Southern Hemisphere of the Moon. My fellow escapists would, of course, get the Northern Hemisphere.

Then get someone to make me an awesome but extremely impractical and tacky crown.

 

[luckybreak]

Ive actually thought this one out quiet a bit and though I don't think ill implement it I think it could work. I am not gonna tell you what it is so none of you end up taking over the world but I will say it involoves being a ridicoulsly nice ruler. Also possibly Gundams. I thought up a different strategy for that. Its more likely to work If I can get it started but is way harder to set up, riskier, and more ridicouls. Also with a lot less death. Seriously my first plan involves me destoying 75% of the planet. I hit a real roadblock at that point, I dont like death, until i thought up the Gundam thing which is just awesome. In case you cant tell I am aiming for the Gundam one. Also if I go through with either I am going to be the nicest ruler ever.

 

[soes757]

Duh
I poison the tea with mind control tech
Or the water
Then everyone obeys me
And if they don't...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

I would launch giant cannon balls at every major city in the world, and when the cannon balls reach their target they would would open up and unleash an army of nanobots that would proceed to consume every electronic device they could find within the city they landed in. Then when they have gathered up enough electronics they would use them to transform into robots (they would like the robots from the terminator movies), and then they would oppress every other human being in the world, giving me complete control of Earth.

 

[thiosk]

Orbital blackmail.

Start paying taxes and fly my flags, or I start turnin' humies into plasma-fried crisps.

They'll even learn to love me, in time. I might cook off a few particularly ugly places just for demonstration. Like Jersey Shore.

They can even self govern. I just want military-related production and soldiers in uniforms, and then FUCKING JUPITER is going to get it. Big time.

 

[aei_haruko]

So yea, how would YOU take over the world? You can do it in any way you want as long as it makes sense ie it has to be at least some what probable. I myself am not entirely sure how I would go about doing such a difficult stunt or if I would even want to, all I know is it would take a fuck load of time and effort. BTW this is just out of curiosity no other reason...*cough cough* _>

simply show people what people in power do, set off a world war, then go to a rocket ship, fly away while they all die, come back, and rule it all

 

[Fishehh]

I would take over the world by politely asking the leaders of the world to hand over their power to me, if they refuse, I'd just forcefully take over there country, but I haven't figured out how to do that part yet..

 

[zarix2311]

So yea, how would YOU take over the world? You can do it in any way you want as long as it makes sense ie it has to be at least some what probable. I myself am not entirely sure how I would go about doing such a difficult stunt or if I would even want to, all I know is it would take a fuck load of time and effort. BTW this is just out of curiosity no other reason...*cough cough* _>

simply show people what people in power do, set off a world war, then go to a rocket ship, fly away while they all die, come back, and rule it all

hmmmm, interesting...I forgot I need to water my plants. *Runs to the Lair while muttering incoherently about ruling the filth*

 

[StormShaun]

Since my morality is lawful good I cant and I wouldnt want to anyway....its all worth it!

But
OT:
Huge giant robot arm thats impossible to kill and they shall have funny faces.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Coincidentally, I was listening to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmK8PYm504]. For those who don't like links ...

Spoiler: Here it is!

I think an army of robots would be nice. Alternatively, I could do Skullcrusher mountain! Ignite the atmosphere and kill all those pesky humans.

EDIT: Also, through the cunning use of transvestite flags!

 

[FalloutJack]

I already have. Brilliant, huh?

 

[aizenmyoo]

With an army of baby pandas. You don't think all that work trying to get pandas to breed is for PEACEFUL purposes, do you?