How would YOU take over the world?

[Stilkon]

Asking nicely.

Nah. In all seriousness, invent a self-healing, self-replicating robot that I can control. Once I have a good size army of replicas, I WILL STORM WASHINGTON!!

Or Montreal. That's actually closer to where I live.

 

[Guffe]

I'd dream I do it, because in my dreams it's my reality so if I do it in my dream it is real for me in a world were I am the only real thing. Which really isn't real but no one knows that...

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Gain complete control of the internet...And use it to secretly control everything without letting my presence be known.