How would you want to DIE?

[jamesc]

I would want to be having sex with the most beutiful woman alive whist falling out of an airplane on a misson to assassinate hitler(ressurected), and when I hit the ground, my adrenaline keeping me going enough to get up and recite shakesperian poetry till I die of pleasure. That would be something to talk about...

 

[jewru]

Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

I just thought sounded cool... realism can go right out the window...

 

[Slayer_2]

Either two ways. If I had to die young and violently, I'd die to save someones life, maybe an injured marine in Iraq. You know, classic movie stuff, as the guy is dragging the injured guy to safety he gets a sniper bullet to the head at the last second. Or I'd take a bullet for someone in a hold-up/shoot out. If I was old and ready to face death willingly, obviously in my sleep peacefully.

Also my favorite way to go (probably the least painful) besides the dying of old age thing, would be to be out way in the middle of space with a space-suit on, hugging a Hydrogen bomb with a 1-minute countdown.

 

[Darthracoon]

I would love to die, surounded by my freinds then a hollow point to the stomach, making my inard flow out like some obscure patte with the stomach acid melting all around it, as i kneel down in my own innards and gut fluid melting at my kneecaps, and i finish it with a hollow point round to the righ temple.

Fucking awesome suicide.

 

[Mcdouchedeluxplus]

not sure how i want to die but i want to cough up blood before i die

 

[Syphonz]

there was a man in Germany who offered 16 million dollars to the woman that could kill him using sex. Needless to say, everyone who tried failed, and he was eventually arrested for scamming.....Smartest man alive.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Late.

Failing that: In the heart of a sun.

It's a long wait ti'll its possible, and awesome when it happens.

 

[Ranooth]

I would want to either go out in a huge explosion saving the human race from certain doom, or like many others death by Snu-Snu

 

[Strategia]

Quickly and painlessly, like a bullet to the head or something, or euthanasia. Or radiation disease like in that famous CoD4 scene, I'd love to see the mushroom cloud.

If we're going for impossible fantasies, after conquering the world, getting crowned emperor of the Earth, and piloting a spaceship with an antimatter bomb into the heart of a genocidal alien battle fleet to save the planet.

Edit: I've been reading way too much Watchmen, I'm aping Alan Moores writing style.

Actually, Rorschach's speech was based around the Son of Sam's writing style..... *backs away slowly*

 

[latenightapplepie]

Without psychological, emotional or physical suffering, holding a loved one who was going out with me.

Failing that, happy.

 

[jewru]

Having a gun fight while skydiving... then after I kill everyone after me I realize that it's to late to open my chute, I take one last drag on my cigarette, flick it away, close my eyes and hit ground.

but in the time it takes to make your parachute realization , take a last drag and flick the cig then hit the ground....you probably could of opened the chute and survived lest a broken leg.....im just messin with ya lol

I just thought sounded cool... realism can go right out the window...

true that

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'd want to die saving someone close to me from mortal peril.
Oh, and I'd like it to be in slow-motion.
*imagines*
Aw-hah, sweet.

 

[Dys]

Deah by 'snu snu' (Not sure of the spelling. Guess that means if you get the referance, you're awsome)

 

[Gotham Soul]

I don't know the specifics, but I was thinking a heroic battle against an evil persona non grata, plenty of witnesses, a valiant and slow yet painful death at the end of combat, and a big funeral with a large procession and a beautiful eulogy, sung by a full choir to the tune of "I Am A Viking".

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Spontaneous Combustion + Extreme Blunt Force Trauma.

I'd hug one unlucky soul before the final breath, flail wildly into a busy street, and get hit with 3 tons of bus going 40mph. It would be hilarious to see the investigators figure out the cause of death, and an even funnier obituary.

If that isn't an option, I'd hammer a bullet into my skull and have someone hide the hammer in an undetectable manner, just to fuck with the CSI guys head.

 

[Muir]

heart attack during sex.

 

[SimuLord]

Massive heart attack right at the point of orgasm while having sex with a barely-legal girl while I myself am in my forties or fifties.

(what does it say about me that I had that response pre-fabricated before I even saw the topic title?)

 

[SovietSecrets]

Id like to take that drug that was in the movie Crank, the Beijing Cocktail if it only existed. That would be a hell of a last day for anyone trying to stay alive as long as they can.

 

[Brett Alex]

Or I'd kill the president of the US. Bush, I mean.

I heard a thousand people screaming,
while 3 billion others cheered,
he was gone,
and I would soon be,
executed [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=GhgAtus2N4w] by the state,
all appeals would be in vain.

Sadly if you listen to the song, you'll see it wouldn't have any effect.