How would you want to DIE?

[jewru]

Why are people's "how I want to die" thoughts always violent?
I'd like to die peacefully, in my sleep, with a contented mind, and a contented heart, happy that I've done some good in the world.

because we are raised by media which values and depicts violence against our fellow man....and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

Well sorry, but not everybody thinks 'ooh here's a cool way to die, I hope this happens to me in the near future' and stays out of the 'clinic' for long.

Sleep death for me!

your no fun, im not saying i want to die tomorrow , but if i had to choose my death id want to go out in some horribly violent epic fashion. so people will be like god damn that was wicked. dying in our sleep just seems timid and old, almost everybody dies old and in their sleep or in some similar way. use your imagination

 

[Ago Iterum]

Why are people's "how I want to die" thoughts always violent?
I'd like to die peacefully, in my sleep, with a contented mind, and a contented heart, happy that I've done some good in the world.

because we are raised by media which values and depicts violence against our fellow man....and because your a hippy that want to die like a little pansy ass....

Well sorry, but not everybody thinks 'ooh here's a cool way to die, I hope this happens to me in the near future' and stays out of the 'clinic' for long.

Sleep death for me!

your no fun, im not saying i want to die tomorrow , but if i had to choose my death id want to go out in some horribly violent epic fashion. so people will be like god damn that was wicked. dying in our sleep just seems timid and old, almost everybody dies old and in their sleep or in some similar way. use your imagination

Fine... I'll play...

I'd like to be crushed to death by a golden statue of the little Lucky Charms Mascot. I think this would be fitting, as I adore his cerial.

 

[Birras]

Hit by a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk, my favorite cause of death (+5 E-cookie if you get the reference)

 

[sun_and_earth]

I haven't really fleshed out the details, but it would definitely involve a Maserati, a cliff face, a nuclear weapon, a jar of pudding, and a spork.

 

[Wilfy]

Something people would talk about ... like hitting a polar bear with a lamp.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I'd Die just like this.

You and a comrade are storming an enemy encampent holding that Nations leader.
You place 10 pounds of C4 in your backpack
Hold the Deadman switch....

Let's do this LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEEENNNKIIIINNNSSSS!!!!!

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

For me two extremely varying situations. The first is in a high speed car crash probably in a chase of some kind. Must have big explosion and before death at least three jumps. Also must have the song "That Was Just Your Life" by Metallica playing on full blast on radio

Second and preferable choice. A peaceful death with a heartfelt goodbye to my loved one. Me passing away in her arms as tears begin to stream down her face. But now that I think of it I hope that doesn't happen cuz I don't want to hurt her...so hopefully she won't be there when I die.

 

[Limasol]

Either gunned down in the street on national news to the headline of "PM who railed against alternative medicine shot in the street" or just in a gun fight when im trying to bust some friends out of a mob ambush. Either will be fine.

 

[Cyberius]

I'd like to die after making love to my girlfriend

 

[Drakmorg]

After seeing the scene in Dr. Strangelove where the guy rides on the nuke all cowboy style and then ends up dooming the world, That's always how I've wanted to go. Either that or pulling off that samurai move where you stab yourself and your worst enemy at the same time.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I don't kn ow about myself, but I had a friend who told me he would like to die by drowning in bat shit.



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[Healey]

If I could have the means to get it to happen, it would have to be a smug moment. I imagine the classic "taking you with me"...
Me and an enemy are fighting. He pulls a grenade. I hug him. Grenade goes BOOM! I would love to have that smile that lets them know "Yeah, you got me. But you're coming too."

 

[RhinoTuna]

I'd like to die after making love to my girlfriend

Not sure if she'd appreciate that.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

I want to die defending my loved ones. Death in battle is the only way to get to Valhalla.