How would you want your funeral to be?

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

You are on your deathbed. After saying goodbyes to your family, you tell them what you want your funeral to be like. What do you want it to be? Simple? Extravagant? Cremated? Something utterly wierd?

I'd go for the "celebrate my life" funeral, where people celebrate my life and be happy that I had a life worth living.

Preferabley where my coffin is paraded through the Streets of New Orleans. With tons of Jazz.
And Merriment.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I want to be cremated, and then thrown in the face of everyone who's wronged me.

I get the final laugh!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Traditional, realistic.

You know, all my family standing around my coffin. Crying.

I am truly a boring person.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I want to show up late.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Two word:
Thermo-nuclear bomb.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I don't want a funeral, I wish to be Buried half a foot underground with no coffin... I kind of have Taphephobia.

If that cannot be a choice, then I wish for my funeral to be filled with cheer and punch, lots of punch.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Someone here once said that they wanted to be buried in a Platinum plated coffin to outdo Michael Jackson...I want to be buried in a coffin made of Kryptonite plated with adamantium, just to outdo them.

 

[Disaster Button]

In space.
Of all of the souls I have met his was the most.. retarded. I mean who seriously thinks they can drink 100 shots of vodka and survive? Idiot. Just blast him into space.

It would be glorious.

 

[SultanP]

I want it to be as cheap as possible. I hate how funerals have to be so god damn expensive. There is no reason for my death to cause my family economic strain as well as emotional.

 

[El Poncho]

Funny! You know, if I haven't donated my body to science. But I would like Always Look on the Bright side of life to play INFACT! I want them to sing it. With one of my football teams songs playing.

edit: Also if i'm gonna be a bit surreal, The Final Countdown will play and at the end KABOOM.

 

[delet]

One of two things.

1) Cremation.

2) We're doing the Hokee-pokee. Longest. Funeral. Ever.

 

[Jedamethis]

I want to record a message.
It'd be something along the lines of

"Hey chaps. I'm dead. If you hadn't noticed by now, then you can get the fuck out of my funeral!
But seriously, you guys should be sad I'm dead. Or happy, if you're [somebody who hates me] or [somebody else who hates me]"

And then treat them to some of my hilarious stand up comedy.

 

[Queen Michael]

I want my pretty corpse to be decapitated, preferably with a katana. And then I guess people could go have coffee or something.

 

[Liberaliterr]

A party. Because funerals are so awkward and depressing otherwise. I may be dead but I still want people to go on and be happy =]

 

[IrishBerserker]

Viking funeral, I will be burned on a funeral pyre.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I want my dead body to be thrown down Mt. Everest while "Hallelujah" is played over loud-speakers.

Subsequently, it will be buried by snowfall or an avalanche, and will hopefully be discovered in pretty good condition 5,000 years from now.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Meh, I want nothing to be left of me.
That, or start a family tradition where the body is cremated and have the ashes sent off to be turned into diamonds, which will have to go on some piece of jewelery, probably an Aquila necklace.
Although I did want 'Still Alive' by Valve played at my funeral. May have that changed to Why, Or Why Not.