How would you want your funeral to be?
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perfectly normal, but with a little placard on a cocktail stick prised between my fingers, sitting up in the middle of the service, saying "Not Dead!"
Just to weird out everyone
Just to weird out everyone
I want people to set my body up like a puppet and hold a puppet show, and then I want everyone to go all Weekend at Bernie's with my ass, getting all drunk and high and dancing. I then want to be discretely chopped up and then made into fertilizer, then my future kids and best friends will grow pot with me and then roll it up with any degrees or achievements I might have and then smoke it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzkChpXD-cg
I would like that played at my funeral, awesome song.
I don't know if its from an old religion or not, but it would be pretty cool to be sent out to sea on a little wooden boat and after a while have an archer shoot the boat with an arrow thats on fire.
I would like that played at my funeral, awesome song.
I don't know if its from an old religion or not, but it would be pretty cool to be sent out to sea on a little wooden boat and after a while have an archer shoot the boat with an arrow thats on fire.
Well, here's how mine would go.
1. I want my cousin in seminary (he should be a priest by then) to perform the service. He's a great dude, and manages to be deep and insightful without being pretentious.
2. As soon as my coffin is resting in the earth, I want someone to plant a palm tree where I lay.
3. I want my tombstone to read, "Death is but a door, time is but a window." and then scrawled underneath (as if by claws or a jagged blade) "I'LL BE BACK".
1. I want my cousin in seminary (he should be a priest by then) to perform the service. He's a great dude, and manages to be deep and insightful without being pretentious.
2. As soon as my coffin is resting in the earth, I want someone to plant a palm tree where I lay.
3. I want my tombstone to read, "Death is but a door, time is but a window." and then scrawled underneath (as if by claws or a jagged blade) "I'LL BE BACK".
Party poppers and sparklers. My unlce had them at his, and it worked. He had James Bond music too.
My mum wants us to play Nelly the Elephant at hers, just when they're carrying her down in the coffin. Quite honestly the definitive 'not sure whether to laugh or cry' moment.
My mum wants us to play Nelly the Elephant at hers, just when they're carrying her down in the coffin. Quite honestly the definitive 'not sure whether to laugh or cry' moment.
would be pretty awesome.
i don't care, im dead. bury however makes my wife and family happy. id want people to get fucked up though, use my death as a reason to get wasted, crack open a beer at the burial, i dont care, i encourage that actually. i had this talk with my girlfriend last night as a matter of fact.
i want a soundtrack composed purely of billy talent, arctic monkeys and brand new
and the after ceremony with some dashboard confessional, funeral for a friend and fleetwood mac
i want people to show up in multicoloured suits
i want an open bar there, and no police
i want a small performance by an artistic ballet troupe before my body is lowered to give people an interesting show before i go under
i want my undertaker to arrive on a bicycle after everyone else, and i want him to wear a cape
i want everyone to receive a different small wooden animal for attending
and they must also get cake, lemon sponge or double chocolate
i want many beach balls to be bouncing around the entire time, people must be hired to guarantee that they all remain in motion
i want to be referred to by the sturgeon general the first time im mentioned in the ceremony, but never called that again so as not to confuse people
i also want to be positioned so that im saluting on my death bed, and for the sheets of my coffin to be made from a british flag but with red stains all over it
(obviously open casket)
i want the floor to be covered with trouts (sprayed so that they dont stink up the place)
i want the grave itself to be surrounded by burning chalices
and i want it to read simply (aside from my name and shit): a belief in liberty for everyone
and then an engraving of a monkey fighting a polar bear below it
that would make my death perfect
and the after ceremony with some dashboard confessional, funeral for a friend and fleetwood mac
i want people to show up in multicoloured suits
i want an open bar there, and no police
i want a small performance by an artistic ballet troupe before my body is lowered to give people an interesting show before i go under
i want my undertaker to arrive on a bicycle after everyone else, and i want him to wear a cape
i want everyone to receive a different small wooden animal for attending
and they must also get cake, lemon sponge or double chocolate
i want many beach balls to be bouncing around the entire time, people must be hired to guarantee that they all remain in motion
i want to be referred to by the sturgeon general the first time im mentioned in the ceremony, but never called that again so as not to confuse people
i also want to be positioned so that im saluting on my death bed, and for the sheets of my coffin to be made from a british flag but with red stains all over it
(obviously open casket)
i want the floor to be covered with trouts (sprayed so that they dont stink up the place)
i want the grave itself to be surrounded by burning chalices
and i want it to read simply (aside from my name and shit): a belief in liberty for everyone
and then an engraving of a monkey fighting a polar bear below it
that would make my death perfect
Being a viking I would want a viking funeral 8D although make it as cheap as possbile, and don't burn all my stuff, some will go to the people 'round me too >.>