How you think you'll die.

[Hookman]

I have a sinking feeling that the stupidity of humanity will drive me insane and force me to take my own life.

 

[soren7550]

Knowing my luck, I'll end up dying from a combination of several illnesses and other horrible stuff such as that before I'm 20. So by that logic, I got less than three years.

 

[savandicus]

Death by snu snu or maybe from a falling piano, both would be good

 

[Syntax Error]

I don't want to die a crusty old man, decrepit and dry, lying in my deathbed, waiting for death's reprieve. I don't want that. Blaze of glory is the way to go. That, or a quick, painless death. No struggling. You just go.

 

[SirMax]

Well I personally think irony will get you and a syntax error will cause your life support machine to shut down.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I've always thought since I was small I'd be murdered and I still do.

 

[Steve Dark]

Oh it's ok for me, I can't be killed. I can die though, which is interesting in itself...

 

[darrinwright]

Probably biologically, hopefully peacefully, as far as my body's concerned. I believe my body's temporary, but my soul will live on.

 

[Skalman]

By my reasoning there are only 4 different ways to die; those being Biological, Sociological, Technological and Natural Disasters. To keep things simple, Biological covers disease, injury, natural causes, ect. Sociological deaths include dying in war, competitions, suicide and getting murdered and things such as these. Technological deaths include anything from car wrecks, to killer robots, to global warming and anything in-between. And if you don't know what is covered by Natural Disasters then you should look under the Sociological tab and consider choice number 3.

Biological covers injury.
Sociological covers K.I.A, competition, suicide and murder.
Technological covers car crashes (among others)

So... what kind of injury do i need to sustain for it to classify as a Biological injury?
Knife wound to the back or a fall from a 10th story building don't count? ;P

 

[Kabutos]

I suspect I'll die in the Raptor Apocalypse.

 

[Fanboy]

I got a fortune cookie once. It said,"Your death will be extremely lame. You better live an interesting life to make up for it."

It's probably right, but I'm still not gonna do it.

 

[Madrak the Red]

12 gauge in one hand, machete in the other, as I over load the main reactor, sending up the ship into a billowing cloud of smoke and radiation, destroying the hive once and for all. As the telepathic backlash, whips across the galaxy, the survivors will know I saved them all.

That, or quoting some sort of pop culture as I lie, lightsaber through my midriff, or, alternatively, in bed. Something like: 'Beam me up...God' [Dies].

That would be awesome.

 

[Clairaudient]

I've had a sinking feeling that I'm going to die by some disease in my 30s for a long time now.

That's going to be a fun decade.

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

I'll probably be done in by a crazy woman, and by woman I mean my wife, and by crazy I mean bat-shit insane.

 

[the captain]

Death by snu snu or maybe from a falling piano, both would be good

Wow, and I thought I would be the first to say death by Snu Snu. It's the way all good men deserve to go.

 

[the_joker1112]

This is easy for me. An explosion. A REALLY big one.

 

[sequio]

probably stabbed or gunned for pissing someone off. If not, it'll probably be heart attack or stroke. I want the former, so when a story about me is told it won't be sympathy but a "holy shit" reaction.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'll suffer from a heart attack while eating a bowl of cereal, splashing my head down in the milk and drown in my own breakfast.

Would it be a cereal killer?

Ba dum tish.

 

[sequio]

I'll suffer from a heart attack while eating a bowl of cereal, splashing my head down in the milk and drown in my own breakfast.

Would it be a cereal killer?

Ba dum tish.

lmao i see what you did there. I didn't get that at all when i first read it.

 

[Iron Mal]

If given the choice I would prefer to die in a violent, yet dignified way (like being overpowered by over 12 attackers while trying to defend a friend, family member or loved one).