How you think you'll die.
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Probably Socialogical...I see myself going out quite loudly...I don't like to give in without a fight...
I have come up with a precise way i will die when i figure out that my life is a mess.. blah blah blah...ok!
1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!
The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.
A truly great way to die.
1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!
The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.
A truly great way to die.
Peacefully at 120yrs old having lived a life filled with faith in an awesome God, love of a great woman (getting married in June), great children and grandchildren, travel around the world, some bad moments, but mostly good moments, and a great deal of fun.
I think i'll die the second I realize something important.
For example:
"Hey, he's not shootin' blanks!"
"Oh, it only goes down..."
"That's not THAT sharp....oh SH-"
For example:
"Hey, he's not shootin' blanks!"
"Oh, it only goes down..."
"That's not THAT sharp....oh SH-"
I'm probably going to create some technological horror like some weird genetically designed species that i will transplant my brain into one member of, then set lose the rest of them. And kill all of them while the hamster dance is playing in the background. Then die of some really fcking stupid little thing like running into some stupid claw or puddle of acid one of them left around, or maybe die from exhuastion afterwards, or bloodloss
I get told constantly that when I die it'll deal with a literally explosive situation. Don't know why though. I guess that or at least something that people will comment on "being a tragic loss, but it was really cool."
