Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

[ImNotReallySane]

just noticed...
escapist is a place for mass murderers and sex offenders

wonderful!!!

my kinda place

 

[pigsnoutman]

Well, 24 minutes overdue, so I think it'll be fine.

 

[Double A]

Email [del]the[/del] History [del]Channel[/del] and say "YOU WERE RIGHT!"

 

[mindlessvulgarity]

Watch the extended version of the fellowship of the ring, then get really upset cos I can't watch the other 2.

 

[Drakmeire]

Well the world is doomed.
Who's up for an orgy?
*cookie for reference.

 

[PinkiePyro]

pray just in case
then go to a safe high point and watch all the idiots panic over the end of the world then laugh as they turn out to be wrong

 

[Sewblon]

Put on Led Zeppelin 4 and curl up with some whiskey. I am too lazy to find someone to screw.

 

[wulfy42]

I would find a way to get to the headquarters of Blizzard and play Diablo 3 for as long as possible before the power went out or the world ended. I would do whatever it took to get there in time. Nothing would stop me.

I WILL PLAY D3 before I DIE!!!!

 

[Gruchul]

Sleep is the way to go.

 

[Kristoffer Mattila]

I'd sit inside and answer questions on the escapist

 

[IronDefender410]

Sex and Pillaging.

 

[wookiee7]

Hmmm.....What would I do?

I know! I would troll the Escapist! Do you think they would mind? Then again, I have never trolled before, so my lack of experience may lead me to try plan B:

Have sex with a piece of cake with eyeballs glued to it....then eat it.

Sound good?

 

[shotgunbob]

1. Get massive speakers and go to the nearest sky scraper.

2. Blast Free Bird at around the 2 hours and 50 minute mark.

 

[Krylock]

Grab a lawn-chair, cold beer, and some shades then go sit on the front lawn.

At least i'll die in style. Feels good man.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I believe I speak for a large percentage of the male population when I say: Procreation... With anything in sight... anything FEMALE that is... hmmm, thats it. =/

Sometimes it's easier and faster (especially for the single guys here) to just heat up a bagel or, doughnut.

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OT: I am barricading myself into my room where I will attempt to finish Birth by Sleep. If I can do that, then it's on to Final Fantasy III and so on...

 

[FalloutJack]

Locate my towel and stick out my thumb. Let the hitchhiking begin!

This, plus I'd probably flip our extinction-level event the bird for its trouble.

 

[Wereduck]

Attempt to breed with hottest piece of tail within visual range.
After I get shot down: bourbon.

Ducks love sex & bourbon - in that order.

 

[Angus565]

Grab a lawn-chair, cold beer, and some shades then go sit on the front lawn.

At least i'll die in style. Feels good man.

Probably the same as you, but instead of a lawn chair it would be my reclining chair in my living room.
Also I would be totally nude except for a Santa hat and a belt with a tooth brush hooked in it. That way, the last thing going through the head of anyone unfortunate enough to see me would be "What the hell?!" And I would be listening to some music of course.

 

[Benny Blanco]

Is it just me or is the most popular answer either "sex" or "drinking the blood of my enemies"???

...which I, by chance, would do both of in this situation

Well, obviously.

If you remove the possibility of long term consequences, people are going to do things which the long term consequences would normally inhibit, such as unprotected sex with as many attractive people as are close by and murder of all the people they don't like.

I might also head for the nearest police station and raid their evidence room for drugs and weapons.

Course, at present I'm snowed in a little so the orgy might be slow starting...

 

[Fuselage]

I like the "check 4chan" idea.

Might check trollscience as well, see if they have any ideas to avert the apocalypse.

Well no ways but there is a way to have fun while your waiting to die.