Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

[Ninjat_126]

I'd be secured in my bunker with my hand ready to turn the key.

After all, who do you think is going to be responsible for the end? >

15. Break into bunker. Kill the guy with his finger on the button.
16. Change music to 28 Days Later theme song, put on Big Daddy costume. (Kick-Ass)
17. Continue killing looters.
18. Put on Big Daddy costume (Bioshock).
19. Find Daft Punk. Set up a massive fight arena and throw in various weapons to the unwilling participants. Daft Punk DJs.

 

[luckshotpro]

I believe I speak for a large percentage of the male population when I say: Procreation... With anything in sight... anything FEMALE that is... hmmm, thats it. =/

yes

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

Write my biography and send it to a publisher, wait for it to be approved, become famous for my writing talent and moral message, run for presidency, come close and lose, run again, become president, get into second term, solve the crisis in the middle east, disprove god, become time traveler, go back in time to give myself enough time to do all these things.

Unfortunately, I would probably be dead by the time I got finished writing page two of the biography part. Darn.

 

[.Andi.]

Drugs. Booze. Sex. Overdose.

..or is that just Friday?

 

[Agayek]

Eh. I'd sit at my computer and play video games.

 

[William Dickbringer]

attempt to make it back to my town and spend my last hours with my girlfriend

 

[soulfire130]

Well, lets see.

1.Stock up on food.

2. kill any crazy prick that so much as looks at like I'm fresh meat.(Pretty much any of you horny, raping psychos and slaghterhouse wannabes that lives close to me.)

3. Find or make an underground shelter for me

4. Go to sleep (At least go out peacefully. My live was hell, I want some peace!)

 

[Lokithrsourcerer]

I'd get high... Real REAL HIGH

 

[Always_Remain]

Honestly, I would just go out and see if any other lonely person needed to be comforted. Male, Female(preferably), sex, just holding each other or talking. Probably go say bye to my friends before that though. I think it would be peaceful way to die.

 

[Jack Nettle]

Kill someone... Like anyone. I don't care, and why should they if humanity is going to end?

... Or hump something, just to continue this combo.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Sex... a lot of crazy sex with the hottest girl i find. Then I would probably spend time with my family and we all try to come to terms with what is happening.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Write my biography and send it to a publisher, wait for it to be approved, become famous for my writing talent and moral message, run for presidency, come close and lose, run again, become president, get into second term, solve the crisis in the middle east, disprove god, become time traveler, go back in time to give myself enough time to do all these things.

Unfortunately, I would probably be dead by the time I got finished writing page two of the biography part. Darn.

Almost that entire post is impossible and (for lack of a better word) retarded.... but thats what makes it so freaking funny.

 

[Jedoro]

I actually have a fairly cute friend who lives up the road, so I'm pretty sure we'd enjoy the last three hours of existence together.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Play Ultimate Knife-bee with friends after a vigorous session of intercourse and contemplating what remains of my life.

Then I'd tell my loved ones that I love them, hijack a motorcycle, and ride it off one of the mountains. Almost poetic.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Well shit, do I finish Dragon Age finally or do I finish my Minecraft tower? Probably just watch TV.

 

[Antari]

I have my umbrella. Hows yours holding up?

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

I would ask why this extinction level event is still unspecified. Can I at least know why we are all dying?

Once told why we are gonna die, I then proceed to stop it.

And if that doesn't work, then I choose D, all of the above.

And if THAT doesn't work, then I would think of something hilarious to post here. Might as well go out with a laugh.

 

[MMMowman]

I would stay very still... why?
Person next to me said that they would have sex with everything that moves

 

[Underground Man]

Take a nap.

 

[spartan1077]

Everything gets sexed. I don't care what they are, there are no limitations if we are going to die. Screw the laws! Did I mention sex with everyone I wanted to? Also, I'd raid a gun store and kill some people I hate...and then have sex.