Humanity will be destroyed in approximately 3 hours

[spoot-smeg]

open my christmas presents early

 

[X10J]

Tell all of my secrets, thus revealing me to be a deeply manipulative mastermind. Then go for a walk.

I've had my entire life to indulge, and the end of the world will be something I'd like to see.

 

[kickyourass]

I'd try to ensure I went out as calmly and peacefully as possible, like just go to bed with a paper bag over my head.

 

[Dr_Feelgood]

Ah this is why it helps to have a plan. Steal car/guns/ammo, drive to the canadian border as fast as I can, then find my hubby to be and spend whatever time we have left in eachothers arms.

 

[CJ1145]

Hop in my giant mech and save the gorram planet, what else? Why savor your last three hours when you can buy another 70 years?

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

I have someone that I need to fix things up with . . . . I loved them a while ago, but I never told them that I loved them enough, now I want to say it one last thyme . . . .

 

[Zombie Izzard]

Locate my towel and stick out my thumb. Let the hitchhiking begin!

You sir are awesome.

 

[loc978]

This seems about as likely as the intergalactic exploratory vessel and terraforming equipment in my basement... so I'd use 2 hours to gather up family, friends, and strippers (whatever my mom thinks be damned, this is an emergency!)... then get in the spaceship and find the nearest possibly habitable planet, then begin the work of making a decent (if not sustainable) colony.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Locate my towel and stick out my thumb. Let the hitchhiking begin!

You beat me to it.

One internet for you.

 

[Estoki]

Wow, surprising amounts of rape and murder on this thread.

That kind of disturbs me.

 

[HellbirdIV]

Go outside, find cause of extinction, and PUNCH IT REALLY HARD.

I don't believe in naysayers - there's always a way.

 

[Magic Cheese]

This one is fucking easy!

I would walk out into the busiest street wearing meager clothes. I would then throw my arms wide yell,

"I am the lord incarnate," And when every one looks at me, "Give me your faith and you shall be restored, live a life free of sin to enter my fathers kingdom. I am the son, and i am the lamb. Come confess your sins to me and be absolved of sin"

Then i would hear peoples confessions, deeming each man woman and child a sinner and destined to the gates of hell. Then as shit starts to swing for the fences, and reality begins to break, i mount the highest point and scream,

"Father forgive not these sinners, they heed not your word. Bring forth the lake of fire to cleanse their spirit." and while people weep and cry for they are destined to die and serve eternity in hell i shall scream "SHOW ME DEM TITTIES!" and jump from my perch falling with the precise time that the world ends.

While interesting and entertaining to read, I think I'd rather get laid one more time...

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

SEX,SEX,SEX.
KILL,KILL,KILL
confess my sins, just in case that I have been wrong about there not being a god
KILL,SEX, Confess

 

[Alon Shechter]

Surprise Buttsecks!
And then I'll go to sleep because I don't want to feel any emotional/physical pain.

 

[ImNotReallySane]

well i would probably get guns and get all the supplies i need for Armageddon (my nature is that i will never give up)

but to make a funny joke........ummm.........aammmmm....... yea suprise ass rape to anything that has a pulse

 

[TheColdHeart]

Try get hold of my girlfriend, family and friends for one last meet up. Reminise about things. Complain this end of humanity stuff is really inconvenient and agree it's "shit". Drink all of the booze I have around the house, I'm not letting that stuff go to waste. Then in a potentially near-alcohol poisoned state go play on my trampoline with the dog.

Forget killing everyone...it's not worth the time really and everyone will be out doing it so you'll probably end up dead along with them trying.

 

[Jonluw]

Depends on the event, I guess.
If it's an asteroid, I'll see if I can find out where it'll impact, and go stand there to get a good view, and make sure that I am killed instantly, rather than by the after-effects.

If nothing of that sort can be done, I suppose I'll just kick back and relax. Maybe try to get laid.
Edit: I suppose I'd try to find something tasty to eat as well. Does anyone here know whether having sex and eating pizza at the same time is practical?

 

[DirgeNovak]

Just finished the Landsmeet in Dragon Age. Do I have enough time to finish the game?

 

[Fleaman]

If we were polling we'd see something like
45% - murder
45% - rape
10% - dignity

So, we really would turn into Mad Max. One can only hope that a passing Hokuto Shinken user will kill the 90%.