Humour needed

[zacaron]

"insert insult here"
(me) by the way I was wondering are you flamable?
"umm...yes?"
"ah good to know"

 

[barryween]

you know wut i hate. im 13, so a bunch of kids in my class are 12 year old twats who think just saying "youre gay" and "stop raping people, gay." are insulting. but when you say an intelligent insult, the idiots don't understand wut you just said and think you are an idiot.

We have all been there. Right up till i left high school, i would come out with witty, soul destroying put downs. and the idiots would be like... wut? Yer gay. *sighs* epic facepalm

Yeah, once this person insulted my short friend by saying "The only girl friend you get you could look up her skirt and see her Pu?*y!" and I said "The only girlfriend you ever get you will look up her skirt and see her D**k!" He just stood there then ran away.

 

[Simriel]

I just insert the phrase "thats what she said " into day-to-day conversation.

That's what she said!

 

[Simriel]

you know wut i hate. im 13, so a bunch of kids in my class are 12 year old twats who think just saying "youre gay" and "stop raping people, gay." are insulting. but when you say an intelligent insult, the idiots don't understand wut you just said and think you are an idiot.

We have all been there. Right up till i left high school, i would come out with witty, soul destroying put downs. and the idiots would be like... wut? Yer gay. *sighs* epic facepalm

Yeah, once this person insulted my short friend by saying "The only girl friend you get you could look up her skirt and see her Pu?*y!" and I said "The only girlfriend you ever get you will look up her skirt and see her D**k!" He just stood there then ran away.

This is the Escapist dear boy, No need to censor yourself. We are almost all sailor mouthed uncouth people.

 

[barryween]

you know wut i hate. im 13, so a bunch of kids in my class are 12 year old twats who think just saying "youre gay" and "stop raping people, gay." are insulting. but when you say an intelligent insult, the idiots don't understand wut you just said and think you are an idiot.

We have all been there. Right up till i left high school, i would come out with witty, soul destroying put downs. and the idiots would be like... wut? Yer gay. *sighs* epic facepalm

Yeah, once this person insulted my short friend by saying "The only girl friend you get you could look up her skirt and see her Pu?*y!" and I said "The only girlfriend you ever get you will look up her skirt and see her D**k!" He just stood there then ran away.

This is the Escapist dear boy, No need to censor yourself. We are almost all sailor mouthed uncouth people.

yeah, I wondered. I swear alot but didnt know if I could use pussy or dick

 

[Simriel]

you know wut i hate. im 13, so a bunch of kids in my class are 12 year old twats who think just saying "youre gay" and "stop raping people, gay." are insulting. but when you say an intelligent insult, the idiots don't understand wut you just said and think you are an idiot.

We have all been there. Right up till i left high school, i would come out with witty, soul destroying put downs. and the idiots would be like... wut? Yer gay. *sighs* epic facepalm

Yeah, once this person insulted my short friend by saying "The only girl friend you get you could look up her skirt and see her Pu?*y!" and I said "The only girlfriend you ever get you will look up her skirt and see her D**k!" He just stood there then ran away.

This is the Escapist dear boy, No need to censor yourself. We are almost all sailor mouthed uncouth people.

yeah, I wondered. I swear alot but didnt know if I could use pussy or dick

I very much doubt the mighty ban hammer will fall for it.

 

[Psychochik]

A few comments that usually shut people up:

Someone annoying talking to you
a) You talking right now is the verbal equivilant of that taste I get drinking orange juice right after brushing my teeth.

and
b) So, at what point does this conversation reached an IQ above room temp?

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here.

And to improve: Make like a tree and become flammable.

or ~not tree related~

''make like Paris Hilton legs and split''

and to add on to these:

make like a fetus and head out

LOL!!

 

[WeedWorm]

I'LL EAT YOU'RE CHILDREN WITH CHIPS AND MUSHY PEAS!!!
Alaways unexpected.

It be.

(shweet! pulp fiction avatar ftw!)

I'm impressed, in my school most of the 17 and 18 year olds haven't even heard of pulp fiction, let alone the 13 year olds. You have my respect.

Wow, your school must suck.

Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here.

And to improve: Make like a tree and become flammable.

or ~not tree related~

''make like Paris Hilton legs and split''

and to add on to these:

make like a fetus and head out

Make like Yo Mamma and get fucked.