Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[coldfrog]

Id just tell him: Listen G-man you let me out or I will call Gordon and his friend! (Kudos to nerds who understood it)

Really? Start with Gorden Freeman and take away the "free."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ3T59tTYUA

Yeah. I would sing this song to him. Also, I'd never heard that before. Nice.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Explain to him the entire plotline of Metal Gear games. It might not fit into 3.14 minutes though...

 

[Squarez]

"You're in a suit


...should I buy a dog?"

 

[Haydyn]

I'd explain to him the difference between being pushing a button and pressing a button.

I'd ask him to give me a Mortal Kombat quiz, which I would get 99% of the answers right.

I'd tell him how to build a lightsaber with parts I found while driving around space in my ship with robots and a Han Solo knockoff (Atton ftw!)

"Yes, I play WoW."

"I've never had a date."

"I have a Twilight poster next to my Master Chief action figure."

"I slay the foul dragon with my hammer of neglegence to free the captive princess."

 

[Ladie Au Pair]

I'd tell him everything I knew about Zelda then show him this -

Spoiler: My Zelda Tattoo

It's on my left wrist. I love it.

 

[ultimateownage]

Quote Monty Python.

 

[messy]

ask for 3.141592 minutes (the highest amounts of Pi i can memorise)
Then proceed to discuss the pros of using Linux over Windows

 

[delet]

Something more... but can it wait till several years in the future? I plan on getting a Shadow of the Colossus tattoo on my left arm somewhere. You know, that great 'Kill Me Here' symbol. If by the time it got to 3 minutes all my other strategies from my other post don't work, and the tattoo I'd hopefully have didn't work, I'd ask him to shoot me through the tattoo and into my heart, so I can die the best way possible.

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

Id portal gin behind him and smash his head against the table, demanding my cake

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I would tell him that this is illegal, you know, then when he asks me what's illegal, I would tell him that Mama Luigi said that bagels and mah boi would make Link DIE!

Then, you say that where there is smoke, they pinch back.

...SQUADELLA!

 

[PxDn Ninja]

I would just show my degrees in game design and development, then call his bluff.

Let them can D3, no sweat off my back.

 

[D.C.]

I'd get out some Wh40K and ask him if he'll play with me.

 

[darrinwright]

I hand him my iPhone, which has photo evidence of my extensive Batman and Superman collection: movies, tv on dvd, figures, and comics.

If that doesn't do it, I start reciting the alphabet to him.

The Klingon one.

 

[GoldenRaz]

I'll chuckle at the thought of 3,14 minutes and say "Pi", then chuckle again and say "Pie" and then I'll try to make small talk, but due to my embarassing lack of social skills, I'll fail, thus convincing him.
That or I'll start to analyse the diffrences between "real" natural science and Fallout's natural science...

 

[el_emmens]

I'd explain to him the rule of the deathnote and what the consequences of him not believing that I was a nerd would create

 

[KarumaK]

Rant on n00bs.

Anyone who has ever heard a n00b rant, knows that the person doing making it is a nerd. Not a smart nerd, but a nerd nonetheless.

 

[SharPhoe]

I would point out that 3.14 is the start of Pi, and then I would proceed to name all the digits I know: 3.141592653589793238462622...

Better check those last 2 digits there.....

Oh, whoops! I guess I'm a little rusty. Those last two digits should be 43.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

I would spell cesiumfrancolithicmixialabidiumrixydixydoxydexidroxhide.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Point to the d20 necklace that I wear everywhere, while wearing my DaVinci-Blue-Shell T-shirt, and my Ninja letterman jacket.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I'd beat him with this chair until he could believe I'm queen Elizabeth.

This is a good start but then I would stab out his eyes with a ball-point pen till he admitted I am his Father.