Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[neuromasser]

I would just try to act normal. That always creates the worst possible outcome.

 

[ragestreet]

I'd break off one of the chair's legs, beat him with it, and sing any given korean pop song that popped into my head at the time.

 

[Resistance205]

I would use the Konami Code so I could get out of the room!

 

[Triple AD]

Say I spend all my life on games then mention ma' flab

 

[bindox]

There is a man in a suit sitting in a chair coupled with a table in front of him.

Uh, why is the man having relations with a table?

I would speak to him in Klingon.

Qay Pla!

 

[superbleeder12]

I'd begin compiling a custom linux kernel from scratch.

 

[DoctorWhat]

I would break out in a monologue about the benefits of Javascript versus Perl.
I would then tell him all about the inner workings of my homemade robot which is designed to perform menial quests in WoW so that I can level up even when I am not actually playing.
Finally, I would recite lines from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and repeatedly say ROFL.

All of this in Klingon.

 

[Extravaganza]

I'd tell him I don't care about Diablo III, cuz Blizzard fucked up the art style and made it too colorful/cartoony like Warcraft. And it'll probably suck compared to Diablo II anyway, cuz everyone knows only old games are any good and all new games suck. (not what I actually believe, but I think it would help convince him that I was a nerd - or at least an elitist nerd)

Dude, its hardly cartoony

I would undo my pants, reveal myself to him and announce "GOLIATH ONLINE!", while giving him the look like Kerrigan has on the cover of Starcraft: Brood War.

(http://www.drsnet.de/~david/pics/StarCraft/Units/Kerrigan,%20Queen%20of%20Blades.jpg for those that don;t know)

There u go

 

[ThreeWords]

I'd make a basic atempt that didn't do much except show that I was trying. And the fact that I was trying at all, in order to allow diablo 3 to be released, would prove I am a Nerd

Or would that backfire and prove I wasn't??

 

[hannahdonno]

I would walk in with my curly ginger hair, freckles and glasses and he would let me walk right on.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

There is a man in a suit sitting in a chair coupled with a table in front of him.

Uh, why is the man having relations with a table?

I would speak to him in Klingon.

Qay Pla!

How should I know?

He's the G-man! The mysterious bastard.

Also, I would tell him this, revealing his identity, and he would surely reply "Well done."

In which case I have just saved the world.

 

[The Rockerfly]

1. Explain to him why I found runescape better then Wow
2. I can give a ver detailed guide to the origonal spyro
3. "Call a cab" cheat (cookie to anyone who gets the refenence
4. Inform him that instead of saying lets have sex I say "shall we begin the biological mating process?".
Take your pick, I think I would do alright

 

[Hyper-space]

I would explain the entire Spider-Man Clone Saga.

 

[mtk2a]

Recite 'Macbeth' in the original Klingon.

jIH DIchDaq ta' Hoch vetlh laH moj loD
'Iv DIchDaq ta' latlh 'oH pagh

"I dare do all that may become a man;
Who dares do more, is none."

 

[Arthara]

Easy.

I'd open with "Ishnu-alah Thero'shan"

 

[MarxonSR1]

I would recite the entire script of Star Wars: The Clone Wars while giving the symbol for live long and prosper.
Finally I would attempt to educate him on the use of PHP and HTML.
And go through the biological process of reproduction and its significance to humanity.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Explain why the theories on why Shadowcat doesn't fall through through floor when she phases. That or begin talking about my favorite Borg episode of Star Trek.

 

[steve141761]

Dude...
Its easy...
I'd tell him all about my level 5 cleric Kobold from D&D and why he was SO DAMN AWSOME...