Hypothetical Nerd Challenge #1

[Lexodus]

I would laugh prompting him to ask why. I would tell him that the time limit for this challenge is 3.14 minutes which is the mathematical constant pi. I would then recieve a bj from megan fox as my challenge reward.

Megan's not here right now, can we substitute Jamie instead?

 

[hannahdonno]

I would go through each and every WoW class telling him the best race to suit each on both factions, and tell him in excruciating detail what each talent line is best for. Done.

Or you could just show him YOUR FACE and he'll leave you to it.

 

[Space Spoons]

I'd list the best order in which to defeat the bosses from Mega Man 8:
Tengu Man, Clown Man, Grenade Man, Frost Man, Aqua Man, Sword Man, Search Man, Astro Man

Then, I'd list my theories on what happens between Mega Man 9 and Mega Man X, including the infamous "Proto Man is Zero" theory.

 

[yeah_so_no]

Go, "3.14? Cool, pi!"

And if that didn't work, start in on how Japanese is considered the most difficult writing system in the world because of the three waves of importation of characters from China (some via Korea), resulting in at least three readings of most characters in Japanese, plus throw in a tangent about the rounds of simplifications of characters in China vs those in Japan, and the re-rise of character use in South Korea (and the beginnings of this now in North Korea), and oh, hey, the Korean writing system, hangul, is considered one of the best because of how well it fits the language, and--

Yeah, come the end of that 3.14 minutes, they'd know I was a nerd and be begging me to shut up.

Or I could just quote Lt. Data's "We are more alike than unalike..." drunken speech from "The Naked Now" episode of ST:TNG, and start comparing that ep to TOS's "The Naked Time."

 

[Stainless]

I would show him my Psychonauts tattoo.

 

[Doug]

Who would you proceed?

How?


Anywho, I'd explain to him the detailed backstory to Mass Effect, Neverwinter Nights (1 and 2), and as many others as I could in that 3.14 minutes.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Oh, and I would lie to him about the day I made 14,000 g in one day on WoW.

Exactly how the hell did you do that?

 

[Redingold]

I would point out that 3.14 is the start of Pi, and then I would proceed to name all the digits I know: 3.141592653589793238462622...

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862

Off the top of my head...

 

[Redingold]

I would explain the Metal Gear Solid story line to him.

No! Is not possible!

Seriously, that's pretty hard. Would you include Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2 and Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops?

 

[Bendon]

I'd tell him I wrote a sonic/star trek crossover fanfic

 

[Redingold]

I would spell cesiumfrancolithicmixialabidiumrixydixydoxydexidroxhide.

Now that's a cool, erm, protein?

 

[MasterWhatever]

I'd admit i do have a Gabe Newell shrine and then show him the Half-Life logo tattooed on my ass.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

I would spell cesiumfrancolithicmixialabidiumrixydixydoxydexidroxhide.

Now that's a cool, erm, protein?

Spaceship eating bacteria.

 

[Redingold]

I would spell cesiumfrancolithicmixialabidiumrixydixydoxydexidroxhide.

Now that's a cool, erm, protein?

Spaceship eating bacteria.

*Smacks head*

Of course!

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

I would spell cesiumfrancolithicmixialabidiumrixydixydoxydexidroxhide.

Now that's a cool, erm, protein?

Spaceship eating bacteria.

*Smacks head*

Of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQDQ2EbnK1E

 

[Quick Ben]

I'd tell him that having π minutes as the time limit is just too obvious, and that they could at least have made it a bit harder by making it e minutes, or even harder: 42 seconds.
That should convince him...

 

[macapus]

Your in a plain white room with no doors and a white panel light in the ceiling above. There is a man in a suit sitting in a chair coupled with a table in front of him.

You are tasked by the highest echelons of power to convince this man that you are a nerd, something this man has so far refused to believe.

You have approximately 3.14 minutes to convince him otherwise or the world implodes and Diablo 3 will never be released.

Who would you proceed?

I would wave my hand, finger formation reminiscent of Obi-Wan Kenobi, and say "You will believe that I am a nerd."

I would roll the sleeves on my shirt up, expose my arm to the white ceiling light on the ceiling and say "look, it blends in because I spend all day inside playing video games. You don't get this stark white unless your albino or a nerd, and I'm not albino." AND NO, i'm really not extremely white, so no one send me messages asking if I can blend in with a piece of paper. That's just creepy.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Oh, and I would lie to him about the day I made 14,000 g in one day on WoW.

Exactly how the hell did you do that?

Oh, and I would lie to him about the day I made 14,000 g in one day on WoW.


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