I am a person who...

[Lukeje]

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Who are you?

Ermm... `costumers'? What kind of costume requires salami? No... wait. Don't answer that; I don't want to know.

...and, to answer your question, I am a person who feels obligated to correct people on the internet.

 

[El Poncho]

...never slips on ice(jinxed it now) and never gets picked to read aloud in English (jinx again)

 

[GeorgW]

...spends more time reading about games than actually playing them.

 

[Roperius]

is currently drunk.



What ?

I'm currently still Drunk myself.

 

[Yarpie]

...wrote an under-graduate essay about the Mass Effect books and received great feedback from his teacher, so much so that she started hitting on him. Was slightly awkward but not unappreciated.

 

[LongAndShort]

... will buy drinks for complete strangers for no other reason than they happened to be standing by the bar at the time.

 

[Guffe]

...Eats so much and in a fast pace that people actually get annoyed by it.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

...has a constant fear of cameras in my lightbulb, juding everything I do. Thats what I get for watching The Truman Show when I was 8

 

[Boneasse]

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Who are you?

Ermm... `costumers'? What kind of costume requires salami? No... wait. Don't answer that; I don't want to know.

...and, to answer your question, I am a person who feels obligated to correct people on the internet.

Thanks for pointing that out. I swapped to o and u. There you go!

I suppose I'm the one who ignores everyone. I'm usually so lost in my own head that you need a vuvuzela to grab my attention.

... always finds the best looking salami at the store, so the other costumers can fight over the ugly ones.

Heh, I didn't know salami had different levels of attractiveness. (I kid, I kid...) Btw, where is your avatar from? It's just so hypnotic... O_O

Cheers and likewise! I honestly can't remember where it's from. I just know it's a TV-show. Thought it looked awesome, so I made it mine.

 

[DSK-]

...is currently suffering from the illness known ad 'Manflu'. It is a seriously debilitating illness :`(

 

[SmokingMirrors]

... Is currently experiencing cramps from having spent all morning clearing snow off of both sidewalks in our street.

But hey, I scored 50 euros. Huzzah.

 

[Boneasse]

... Is currently experiencing cramps from having spent all morning clearing snow off of both sidewalks in our street.

But hey, I scored 50 euros. Huzzah.

... Is surprised at your statement!

That's a pretty nice deal you've got there.

 

[.Andi.]

...that person who flips coins and moldy break down the open back of the town bike's gaping jeans. I find aiming for the assantlers makes this easier.

 

[binvjoh]

...will someday invent the "crowspork", which is a crowbar with sporks on each end of it.

 

[Tharwen]

...gets exactly one cold per year, and never catches anything else worth mentioning

 

[The Wykydtron]

I am a person who uses the opinion of three anime characters to pick difficult moral choices in games (Fallout and Dragonage in particular)
Lelouch from Code Geass (Talk it to your side),
Kamina from TTGL (Fight the ***** cuz your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!)
or Keima from TWGOK (seduce it if it's female)

It works suprisingly well

 

[Jedoro]

...is piecing together a costume so he can look like an NCR Veteran Ranger during the apocalypse.

 

[Ldude893]

I was the second man on the grassy knoll the day Kennedy got shot.

 

[Doclector]

I'm the guy who shouts at traffic.

 

[CrashBang]

...loves Christmas way way way more than you do and still wakes his parents up at 6.30am on Christmas morning despite the fact that he's 20