I am a person who...

[Freechoice]

..appreciates Machiavellian ideals.

Sehr gut mein Freund!

 

[Quaxar]

... is probably starting to get sick but is going to work tomorrow anyway because of his stupid moral codex. Oh, and also because he hates going to the doctor with only a cold.

 

[KindOfnElf]

...is always asked for an ID, despite the fact that she is 25. -_-

 

[Naheal]

..appreciates Machiavellian ideals.

Sehr gut mein Freund!

I don't speak German, but, taking a shot in the dark, you said something along the lines of "Me, too, my friend!"

Am I correct?

Edit: Damn. Close.

 

[Slenn]

The person who personified the four fundamental forces of nature in physics as anime maids:

Sara Strong: http://scisyhp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2id6gt
EMily: http://scisyhp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wkgbt
Winona Weak: http://scisyhp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lfu5i
Gwen Gravity: http://scisyhp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wkghb

Who has proceeded to create a costume of EMily and then crossdress in it for halloween: http://scisyhp.deviantart.com/#/d33wsjr
Photo credits and costume go to my wonderful seamstress for helping me make it. A photo in there is also my current avatar.

Yay me.

 

[Yarpie]

...wrote an under-graduate essay about the Mass Effect books and received great feedback from his teacher, so much so that she started hitting on him. Was slightly awkward but not unappreciated.

EASY A!

Is your teacher good-looking?

Actually yeah, she looks good, best looking woman in her department. Married though.

 

[TAGM]

... Stalks in the night!
I am the fursuit in the bottom of your basement!
I! Am! Dar-

Oh, you ment ME. Sorry, got lost there... somehow.

... Is a mayn!

... is going to make another joke if he could just remember it!

Nevermind, I've got nothing.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I am a person who's balls hurt.

Metaphorically, and actually.

 

[keve4433]

... apparently smells really good.
...who would never wear pants if he didn't have to.
...can't think of anything clever to say.

 

[Niels Nugteren]

I am a person who needs to get his head out of his ass and get started studying for my exams instead of spending the night on this forum... cause seriously, I have a shitload of exams coming up in the next two weeks :S

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I am a person who always loves to read through all the thread comments when a thread is necroed.

I also have a strange obsession with duct tape.

 

[loserpersona]

...will someday invent the "crowspork", which is a crowbar with sporks on each end of it.

I am the person who kinda wants one of these now. ;

 

[DustyDrB]

I am the guy who will start most of his conversations describing the song in his head.

It's LCD Soundsytem. It's ti-i-me to get uh-Wayy, it's t-i-i-me to get uh-WAY, from yoooo!

 

[triggrhappy94]

.... Is eccentric

.... Loves creepy music

.... will wear the same pair of pants for months, but still try to keep myself very clean.

EDIT:
(surpirisingly I don't think I was ninja'd on this one)
.... Narrates my life like Duke from the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"There's a mechanic beast in the sky. It looks like a snake"
"Shoot it down"
"Not yet, I want to study it first"