"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[The Rockerfly]

To every single one of you liars

Pics or it didn't happen

OT: Completed every guitar hero on expert, check my gamercard

 

[Durxom]

I'm a Pro Gamer, I somehow managed to beat all of F-Zero GX's story mission on Very Hard to unlock the AX characters...

You were worth it...

Spoiler: Not Captain Falcon

Phoenix, a detective from some alternate space-time dimension....

and..

Spoiler: Underage Cop Lady

Lily Flyer, a FOURTEEN year old that is somehow an elite officer in the Galactic Forces...

..damn that game was sadistic..

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I'm a Pro Gamer! I have spent unreasonable amounts of time clocking up numbers that mean next to nothing, in a bid to make myself look better!

Okay, for real: I'm a Pro Gamer, because I got 40 levels on Oblivion in less than 12 hours.

I guess it's like trying to catch the dragon (no you can't have a cookie).

=[

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Reminds me of a quote I once heard.

Me: "Yeah, but for some games I prefer a analoguse stick-"

Gamestation employee: "My brother is a professional gamer and he agrees with me that the mouse and keyboard combo is simply the more flexible way to play games-"

Me: "A professional gamer? *Pause*. You mean he's unemployed."

Gamestation employee: *Shameful nod*

 

[hi0marc]

I am a pro-gamer, i died suspicously in Battlefield, then went on the forums to whine about it!

 

[rated pg]

I'm a pro gamer, I didn't die of dysentery!

 

[captain wow]

I'm a pro gamer because I got 100% on GTAIII 4 times, Vice City 3 times & San Andreas once. If you've ever completed the GTAIII Paramedic mission at the very end of the game you'll know just how frakin tough that is! Also the day I shot down an Apache, a Battlehawk and a Hind-D in a row with an Abrams tank in a particularly furious conquest match in Battlefield 1942: Desert Combat.
That was a hell of a sweet feeling!

 

[Legendsmith]

I'm a pro gamer, I play Halo 3 on Solo Legendary just for fun.

With skulls?

Yeah. I love Catch, Tough Luck, Grunt Birthday and Cowbell. Thunderstorm and Tilt can also be fun.

Indeed, Catch and Cowbell are a great combo. So is Grunt Birthday in combination with Cowbell, as the confetti explosions are greatly increased in magnitude and damage due to cowbell's effects.

Thunderstorm can be LOADS of fun with Catch because high level Grunts tend to go Kamikaze way more often.

I have to try that! Thanks for the tip.

I'm a pro gamer! I call everyone else noob!

This guy is a winnar.

 

[superbatranger]

I am a pro gamer. I've played the Endless Setlist 2 on expert guitar on RB2. 6 hours of my life I will never get back!!

 

[Outright Villainy]

No one is a pro gamer unless they get payed to play. Pro is short for professional gamer so unless you get payed you aren't a pro. I do Karate does that mek me a pro? No because I don't get payed because of that this is thread is very fail for taken the misunderstanding and misuse of the term pro gamer in todays gaming society of someone who thinks they are awesome because they did X, Y and or Z.

I got 10 quid when I won the video game contest in our school one time. Am I pro then?
And yes, the misuse of pro is pretty annoying; awesome or hardcore, while not exactly perfect by any means, at least have the right idea when describing this type of thing. Self proclaimed "Pro gamers" annoy me no end.

You were worth it...

Spoiler: Not Captain Falcon

Phoenix, a detective from some alternate space-time dimension....

I flippin' love Phoenix, he was my favourite character the instant I got him. I don't know if it was me or him, but playing master is easy with him. I finished em all beforehand mind. Also to get phoenix I drew a detailed map of the course, every pill position, and the most efficient route to collect them. It's impossible otherwise. I too 100% that game. Shame most players never get the Ax tracks either, it's the best league in the game.
Just don't get me started on those Staff ghosts though, I wasn't masochistic enough to try and beat those guys...

 

[Spy Killer]

I am a Pro Gamer, I beat the game Desert Bus in 30 minutes.


/lies>

Don't make me call Mr.Penn and Sir Teller and tell them what you said.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I'm a Pro Gamer. I Beat DOOM 2 on Ultra-Violence mode

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

I am a pro gamer! I beat Halo 3 on normal mode!

....No?

 

[Iron Lightning]

Correction to the previous:

I am a pro gamer!! I beat Jim Power in Mutant Planet for the Atari ST. This being the best game ever made.

Seriously, check out a review of it here: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/benzaie/gymdk/4802-jim-power

and then try it out with the emulator here: http://steem.atari.st/index.htm

The actual ROM can be found in a number of places on their links page, if you want.

Just so we're clear, this is all free and I'm in no way affiliated with any of the above.

 

[Dys]

I am a pro gamer, I've been laid I play (with a relatively high degree of competence) dota call of duty..2 umm, what games are considered hardcore you hoodlums nowadays? Oh, of course, I'm a pro gamer because I lan regularly and have an Asus G73JH.

 

[Zayren]

I'm a pro gamer because my gamertag is xX_2Pro2Legit2Quit_Xx with the alt account of MLG_PrOB34sTn0sc0pe.

 

[apelsz]

I'm a pro gamer, I got through the Sacred Grounds in Cave Story without getting hit. Even beating Heavy Press without getting hit. (Then getting destroyed by Ballos, but that's another story.)

 

[Thaius]

Ex. I am a Pro Gamer!! I beat the final Nitrus Oxide race in Crash Team Racing!

This makes you my new hero. Best racing game EVER.

OT: I am a pro gamer! I beat all the PS1 Crash Bandicoot games 100%! Or more, for those that extended to 105%!

 

[Mr. In-between]

I'm a pro-gamer because I only play FPS and MMO. This also makes me hardcore. Anyone who plays any game by Nintendo (with the exception of SSBB) is a n00b scrub faget and isn't as hardcore as I am.

I'm a Pro-Gamer, I whine, cry, and ***** every time somebody beats me in a videogame, and then I send them a message over PSN telling them how awesome I am and what a cheater they are.

Also, this

 

[Drakstern]

I am a pro gamer. I beat Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvLYSwIlyg Not me, but here you go.

This also reminds me that I need to get the retexture pack.