"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[Dr. wonderful]

I AM A PRO GAMER: I SAVED THE PRINCESS, HAVE NOTEBOOK UPON NOTEBOOK OF CHEAT CODES, GOTTEN ALL OF THE MONKEYS IN APE ESCAPE....AND I BEATEN I WANNA BE THE GUY!!!!

...Sorry...I wanted it to be a badass boast.

 

[tim099]

Im a pro gamer, im a 12 year old German playing Counter-Strike: Source.

 

[Kasawd]

I'm a pro gamer! I beat the challenge of the gods blindfolded!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I am a pro gamer, I beat Flemeth in Dragon Age with a level 10 city elf rogue without dying once myself after the party went down in one hit.

Not bad...not bad at all.

 

[Irridium]

I am a pro-gamer. I beat the first 2 chapters of No Mercy on Left 4 Dead on expert, by myself, using only pistols.

Bow before me.

 

[Ghadente]

I am a Pro Gamer!! I just won the WSOP Championship Bracelet! (PS2)

*ya i know its a totally easy accomplishment

 

[tjarne]

I'm a Pro-Gamer, I beat my classmates at Flatout 2 derby. ONLY USING THE MINIMAP!

It bugged and the screen turned grey, had the minimap and the thing that shows your speed.

YAY 200 posts

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I am a pro gamer! I tell people that i am a pro gamer when i fail!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I'm a pro gamer, I caught every single monkey in Ape Escape 1, 2 and 3. Fuck yeah.

 

[The Eggplant]

I am a pro gamer! I...wait, no I'm not.

I have beaten Syoban Action and IWBtG both, so I suppose that counts for something. Not much, but something.

 

[Dapsen]

I'm a Pro-Gamer! I'm not actually. -But i do enjoy gaming

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I'm a pro gamer because...

Uh...

Nope. I'm not a pro gamer. I lose games against 12 year olds and get mad.

You get mad at 12 year-olds.

That makes you a pro gamer in the eyes of XBox Live!

Ha... I never get mad at the 12 year olds, just at myself for sucking enough to be beaten by them!

 

[Christemo]

im a pro gamer, i beat Dantes Inferno on Hellish.

im a pro gamer, i beat Age of Mythology on Titan difficulty.

im a pro gamer, i played DOTA with Night Stalker (before he got ridicoulously overpowered after patch 6.66.

im a pro gamer, i got 96% of all TF2 achievements legit.

 

[JEBWrench]

Ha... I never get mad at the 12 year olds, just at myself for sucking enough to be beaten by them!

Then there is your mistake, young Jedi. You need to direct that anger at the 12 year olds to truly be a pro.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Ha... I never get mad at the 12 year olds, just at myself for sucking enough to be beaten by them!

Then there is your mistake, young Jedi. You need to direct that anger at the 12 year olds to truly be a pro.

So that's where I've been going wrong... [boots up MW2]

 

[JEBWrench]

Ha... I never get mad at the 12 year olds, just at myself for sucking enough to be beaten by them!

Then there is your mistake, young Jedi. You need to direct that anger at the 12 year olds to truly be a pro.

So that's where I've been going wrong... [boots up MW2]

That's more like it!
Never blame yourself. Others cheat and hack. You do not fail.
Your success would come swiftly if all things were equal!

 

[Valkyrie101]

I'm a pro gamer because... actually, I'm not really. Does MW1 campaign on veteran count?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm a Pro-Gamer as I've sunk over 200 hours into Viva Pinata.

My friend is a Pro-Gamer as he got the achievement for head-shotting a Hunter in mid pounce.
With pistols.
As he was being dragged off a roof by a Smoker.

 

[JoshGod]

I am a Pro Gamer because i got the LBP platinum. this includes tapping the R1 button 40 times in 5 secs. i got 41 in 5 secs. it is fucking mental. also because when i play online i get better when eating.

 

[EBass]

I am a pro Gamer I've never played an FPS I couldn't start topping public servers in within half an hour of play against people who have been playing for years.