"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[MiracleOfSound]

I'm a pro gamer because...

Uh...

Nope. I'm not a pro gamer. I lose games against 12 year olds and get mad.

 

[SimuLord]

im a pro gamer because i finished final fantasy 7 without a memory card. not impossible.

To steal a line from Yahtzee, "You can, but why would you want to?"

Then again, who am I kidding? I've done the same thing. In one sitting. 33 hours, a pizza, and a 2-liter soda.

 

[Bobzer77]

I'm a Pro-Gamer, I'm still playing Roma Victor 0.0

 

[zombiesinc]

I am a pro gamer. I found a stray brown cow on my farm. Who wants to claim it?

I can't compete with this!

 

[Brandon237]

I'm a pro gamer because I completed every possible aspect of Lego Star Wars. That is, every vehicle, location, lego piece, character, and unlockable cheat. It's my only game with absolutely 100% completion.

Lego Star Wars. 100% is hard on that, but it is tedious. Kudos for the hours I wasn't willing to put in.

I'm not really an achiever of note with games. Although I got 83% on Spiderman 2 for ps2. FUCK.that.took.long.

I also got legendary status on every medal in SW battlefront 2. Fuck.that.also.took.long.

I have beaten Crysis Warhead on Delta in 8 hours but that is not exactly hard or tedious, you just have to assign jump and crouch to the left and right mouse buttons. That didn't take long.

 

[DazBurger]

"I am a Pro Gamer!! I... Was lying!"?
Or Im able to balance a warthog on its front end in halo 3?.. Or was... Out of practice :,(

 

[Angerwing]

I'm a pro-gamer because I've unlocked the tunnel digger in Spelunky, and visited the City of Gold.

 

[Sarahcidal]

I'm a pro gamer I have Recon

 

[Hazz_11]

I am a pro gamer. I found a stray brown cow on my farm. Who wants to claim it?[/quo

you sir win

I am a pro gamer. I found a stray brown cow on my farm. Who wants to claim it?

haha as a first reply to the topic this wins so hard

I know we should all just stop coz no one is beating that epic post

But ok I thought i was a pro gamer till i saw that comment then i realised im a noob

 

[The Undoer]

I'm a pro gamer, because I had a hearty conversation with Gordon Freeman, about the differences between the HECU Unit Power Armour, HEV Suit, and Master Chiefs Power Armor.

We decided this: Crowbar > All.

 

[jef91]

I am a pro gamer, I won a game of minesweeper.

 

[Bloodeye]

Well I'm a pro-gamer because I finished Battletoads on the NES.

 

[razormint21]

Im a pro gamer because i only play DotA on LAN when a wager is involved.
Now when bets, cybercafe rents, and stakes are involved, there are good days, and there are bad days...

Call it a semi-pro venture...
LOL

 

[JEBWrench]

I'm a pro gamer because...

Uh...

Nope. I'm not a pro gamer. I lose games against 12 year olds and get mad.

You get mad at 12 year-olds.

That makes you a pro gamer in the eyes of XBox Live!

 

[fishy009er]

I'm a Pro gamer! I am a Pokemon Master - Diamond level.
- I caught all 493 'mon in Pokemon Diamond

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm a pro gamer, I have done no death runs of every game in the classic Megaman series.

Same goes for many of the old Castlevania games.

 

[traineesword]

I am a pro gamer because I filled the catalogue in Animal Crossing WW.
Took... Three... Years...

...
*suppressed memories surging back*

NOOOOO, WHY DID YOU START A NEW TOWN! I WAS.... king... of the....

aaand i'm back. i'd filled up the museum, i had the biggest house and wore all the royalty stuff (made a female character just to wear the queens crown), my front room was a throne room with 4 thrones... i don't know if i'd managed to complete catalogue... if i did then Nook didn't tell me... sigh, i miss that game...

I am a pro gamer. I beat psycho mantis in Metal Gear Solid 1 with out having to change controller ports.
FYI I did it by mistake it was my first time playing and I hit the skip button when the colonel was telling me how to beat him.

lol, on my Gamecube version, you have to do that in order to complete boss-survival mode... i think my game must be bugged... it takes soooooo long


Oh... why am i pro? i don't know... i have completed Kingdom Hearts 1 and Kingdom hearts 2 100% on expert mode... urrrm, on KH2 i defeated Sephiroth at Lvl.49 using sweet memories (i have a save-file just before the battle and one after... closest thing to proof i have)... however, i have not the patience to complete KH:CoM 100%, i got bored of collecting cards with my maxed out level characters... took far too long and 100% was not in sight. And i just plain don't like that new DS one. The idea sounded so awesome to KH-geeks like myself, but they just made it... crappy... somehow... how did they make playing as members of Organisation XIII lame?! oh yeah, Roxas and that girl who's name has been wiped from memory due to me completing the game.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'm a pro gamer, I have the the special but rare Spartan EVA avatar helmet.