"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[oppp7]

I think the Escapist is a Pro Gamer. Eh gets achievements and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Marter]

I'm a pro gamer. I play games. Often.

 

[TheLoneSeeker]

... I have all HL2:EP2 achievements.

Oh good. That means you can tell me just how the hell one kills a hunter with its own flechettes.

Please?

I am a Pro Gamer!! According to Steam for Mac I've played Torchlight for 279620 hours.

Spoiler

I apologise for the random question, but uh... why does your steam library have two copies of each of the Civ games?

Because I'm that pro *Coolface* Nah, I think it adds a separate listing for the PC and Mac versions. Guess Steam feels we still need the segregation.

 

[Magios]

I am a Pro Gamer. I've beaten Zelda: ALttP in 3 hours without dying and getting all items and heart pieces.

 

[Srdjan]

I'm pro gamer, I defeated Stronghold Crusader Extreme.

 

[infested]

i'm a pro gamer, it took me only 3 years to get every banana in donkey kong 64, i win

 

[Jenova65]

Well, I'm not a pro-gamer, but, let me think...

Oh yeah, I'm a pro-gamer, because I beat Fallout 1 on hardest without dying.

Jeez, no one likes a show off, Furburt, lol ;-)
I am a pro gamer because I am 'for gaming', (think about it for a minute...) ;-)

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

I beat Ocarina of Time in 4 hours 58 minutes (one minute over TSA's record holding 4:57 at the time).

I got all 151 Pokémon in Red Version (before any of the others were released).

I beat Madhouse on easy while drunk . . . my only time ever playing Guitar Hero (and my lack of twiddling on a plastic guitar is apparently incredibly abnormal).

 

[MattRooney06]

I am a pro gamer I have beaten all MGS games on europeaon extreem (or the hardest availible level)

for those that don t know that means the game is over if an enemy even see's you

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I am a pro gamer, I beated Demon's Souls game +

 

[reg42]

I'm a pro-gamer because... Um... Well I got the Infamous platinum trophy if that counts.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I'm a Pro-Gamer, because I am.
And because I got rescued less than 100 times by Elena during my first playthrough in PoP 2008.

 

[Reenix]

I am a Pro-Gamer...because I never lose at Mario Kart Wii when playing Rosalina on a Standard Bike L...because I have every 'achievement' on Mega Man 9 and 10...because I am!

 

[Custard_Angel]

I am a pro gamer, I blame my team mates for all my faults and claim superiority over everyone.

 

[Kie]

I'm a pro-gamer. I can fail at Touhou games.

 

[allinwonder]

I'm a pro gamer and I have no life.

 

[SavingPrincess]

I am pro-gamer. I am not anti-gamer.
Oh wait I'm doing it wrong.

I am a programmer, no wait... that's not right, I'm not a programmer.

I am a Pro Gamer, I've met Nobuo Uematsu... does that count?

 

[Lust]

I'm a pro gamer but, I completely refuse to acknowledge it. NO NO NO NO...........la la la la la la. There's no way!!!!

 

[Reg5879]

I'm a pro gamer, I managed to learn how to turn all my consoles on. =)

 

[Toriver]

I am a pro gamer, I beat Flemeth in Dragon Age with a level 10 city elf rogue without dying once myself after the party went down in one hit.