"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[Madpotator]

I am a Pro Gamer!! I am not a Pro Gamer!

 

[Zhukov]

... I have all HL2:EP2 achievements.

Oh good. That means you can tell me just how the hell one kills a hunter with its own flechettes.

Please?

I am a Pro Gamer!! According to Steam for Mac I've played Torchlight for 279620 hours.

Spoiler

I apologise for the random question, but uh... why does your steam library have two copies of each of the Civ games?

 

[Ultress]

I'm a Pro Gamer, I make outlandish claims about things people only slightly care about and I also beat The Answer and know what FES stands for...

Spoiler: It means

Fuck Evade Skills

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Vrex360]

I am a Pro Gamer, while it may make me look like a pathetic nerd I cared deeply enough about how the Relationship with Shepard and Ashley would turn out in Mass Effect 3 that I turned down all the women on the Normandy 2.

I am a Pro Gamer, I kicked ass playing as the Elites in the Halo: Reach Multiplayer Beta

I am a Pro Gamer, five years later and I am still dateless and lonely but I have the highest score in Tetris.

 

[MrPandarium]

I'm a Pro Gamer, I've beaten Ikaruga while drunk

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

I'm a pro gamer, I beat the batman arkham asylum challenge Shock and awe (extreme) on hard difficulty. Getting perfect night on one round.

 

[Nikajo]

I'm not gonna call myself a pro-gamer because that's just daft, but I will mention some of the things I'm proud to have done in games.

-Killing the final boss of Baldurs Gate 1. Not easy, trust me.
-Starting a brand new character on Dead Rising, completing the FULL storyline and reaching level 50 (max level) in a single playthrough. Also managed to save almost everybody, except obviously the people who can't be saved.
-Finishing Devil May Cry 4 on Dante Must Die mode.

 

[Ildecia]

I'm a pro Gamer: I played Guild wars on a major league circuit for 3 months, am state-recognized as one of the best at Monster Hunter, and have a world record in mario kart wii

 

[SimuLord]

I am a hardcore amateur, I've beaten Contra and Mega Man 2 and 3 without dying.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I'm a pro gamer, I beat Cowboys from Hell on ... I think it was hard or something, the point is I couldn't feel my fingers because I was wasted.

 

[JdaS]

I'm a pro gamer, I own Shinobi for the PS2.

 

[McShizzle]

I am a pro gamer because I know the secret of Monkey Island. And I can quote Shodan.

Edit: This might just make me a big nerd... and old

 

[thejdcole]

I'm a pro gamer, I got 1000 gamerscore on Avatar the legend of aang.

lol

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'm a Pro Gamer, I've beaten Ikaruga while drunk

Ho...ly... shit... you deserve a medal (or something better, I dunno) for that!!
---
OT: I am a pro gamer, I beat Cod4:MW and MW2 on Veteran and Valkyria Chronicles on Hard

 

[Iron Mal]

I'm so pro that I don't even need to play games anymore, I can just visualise them in my head now.

Bow before my sheer epicness!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'm a pro gamer! I AM THE GUY! FUCK YEAH!

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I'm a pro gamer! I beat Omega Boost!

 

[ydkwidrmw]

I'm a pro gamer, I dont have a girlfriend!