"I am a Pro Gamer!! I _____!"

[lolmynamewastaken]

im a pro gamer. i can swap between almost every platform with ease (bar wii because its gay and game cube because i've been scarred by many a loss on Super Smash Bros)

 

[Raikov]

I'm a pro gamer because I've been gaming for over 20 years, and experience has to count for something, right?

Obviously not serious, as I don't consider myself a pro gamer. I have been gaming for that long, though.

Seconded.

Also, I am a pro gamer because despite playing games only to have a good time with other players all over the world, I usually end up beating players that are considered to be 'pro' by most other players...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

I'm a pro gamer, I just quick scoped someone in BF:BC2.
I wasn't even thinking. It just happened. I've never been that good a shot until now.

 

[jultub]

I am a Pro Gamer!! I managed to get all the stars in Super Maria 64!

EDIT:

im a pro gamer- i have played al the way through many not so known games for n64 like jet force gemini and saved all teddies... took a very very very long time...

You beat me, I never did make it all the way through jet force gemini :/

 

[L-J-F]

I am a pro gamer, I play ArmA2 ... which is pro ... which makes me a pro gamer!

 

[Silva]

I'm a pro gamer, I've conquered over 50 games in my lifetime, and at least a third of those were 100%ed as well.

And yes, Oblivion and Fallout 3 are among those 50. Alongside Devil May Cry 4 and a host of action/shooter games that have ridiculous difficulty settings.

And a lot of old arcade games that were hard enough to break your soul.

 

[SamuelT]

I am a pro gamer, I defeated a double Rathalos and Rathian mission without armour and no health medication.

It. Was. Hard.

 

[The_Echo]

I am a pro gamer, I unlocked every single character--including all things in their evolution paths-- in Jump Ultimate Stars! And I can't read Japanese.

I also scored a trampoline combo of over 600 damage on Elder Princess Shroob in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time! That was not easy.

 

[Silva]

I hate to do a second one of these, but, oh wait, no I don't.

I'm a pro gamer because I killed two El Gigantes at once, with just the knife.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I'm a pro gamer because I Battlefield Bad Company I was forced to take out four tanks with the repair tool, and I won.

I'm also a pro gamer because I killed an aimbotter on Unreal Tournament 2004... twice.

I'm also a pro gamer because I circle jumped onto the brige roof on 2fort... with a 360 pad.

 

[Daipire]

I am a crappy gamer, I play the sims 3!

 

[bartman675]

I'm a pro gamer because i managed to log 175 hours on dynasty warriors with out going insain

 

[SnakeF]

I'm a pro gamer because I.... can kill people?

 

[Billion Backs]

I'm a pro gamer because I'm a pro gamer.

Woah dude, We are therefore we am. (Cookie for reference)

 

[Kurokami]

I'm a pro gamer because I've been gaming for over 20 years, and experience has to count for something, right?

Obviously not serious, as I don't consider myself a pro gamer. I have been gaming for that long, though.

For what its worth that makes you a pro to me, those who play COD on veteran etc means little compared to that. (once again, that's my opinion and nothing more)

 

[Keepitclean]

I'm a pro gamer because I'm a cool kid.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I'm a pro gamer! I headshotted a paratrooper and a Black Hawk pilot in BC2 (you know, when you start Port Valdez the attackers drop with parachutes, I sniped one of them with a headshot, about 150 marksman points)

Oh and I'm a pro gamer because when I get a new shooter I always start it on Hard.

 

[Robert632]

I'm a pro-gamer, I think this should be in forum games.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

I'm a pro gamer. I always over-level my characters on Final Fantasy so I breeze through the game.

 

[Urgh76]

I am a pro gamer. I found a stray brown cow on my farm. Who wants to claim it?

You sir have just won the thread

/kudos