I am Man, hear me roar
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Used a sink in a local dennys as a toilet.
Woke up without pants and a nerf gun in someones front yard.
I cook all my food with either a microwave or a george foreman grill.
Go up in the hills and shoot guns at stuff while drinking things.
I haven't slept in a bed for over a year now, couches are more convenient because you never need to make them.
I have a mini fridge next to my computer that contails 4 diferent kinds of beer, 8 types of hard liqour, and some canned ham.
I have a box of 1, 2, 4 and 8 gig SD cards that are full of le prons.
Woke up without pants and a nerf gun in someones front yard.
I cook all my food with either a microwave or a george foreman grill.
Go up in the hills and shoot guns at stuff while drinking things.
I haven't slept in a bed for over a year now, couches are more convenient because you never need to make them.
I have a mini fridge next to my computer that contails 4 diferent kinds of beer, 8 types of hard liqour, and some canned ham.
I have a box of 1, 2, 4 and 8 gig SD cards that are full of le prons.
So....being drunk all the time or often, choosing alcohol over other important items, stealing small things, really bad hygene,bad diet, eating with plastic stuff and out of the can, doing multiple stuff while pissing, and being a filthy/disgusting barbarian all contributes to being a man? No wonder females consider us to the less intelligent gender...
Wait, you leave the RP section... and you... I will vomit now.Timotei said:
Anyway, I have done almost nothing as manly as even the tamest thing here(besides eating an entire large pizza. by myself, in only twenty minutes).
Oh, yeah. I can party with the best of them. On my 21st birthday, I otdrank the local Hells Angels chapter in my local bar.Orcus_35 said:then you must be a great friend with whom to hang around!DominoSmith said:
Stealing Mini-bottles of bailey's irish creme from the local meijer's then getting drunk on Jaegermeister and Tequila Sunrises. After getting drunk i nearly smoked a cigarette from the wrong side (my friends warned me before i lit it). Now we're all good and drunk so we pour a bowl of Lucky Charms using the stolen Bailey's as the milk. Man that was nasty tasting but we ate it anyways.
Tryin not to rehash things already said but:
-Using napkins kept in the dash of my truck for clean up after sex then leaving said napkins on floor of truck for later use (They're still good)
-Masturbating with parent in room next door (Duty calls)
-Shitting with the door open and of course, portable gaming device in hand.
-Of course pissing in the shower (Toilet's 3 feet away? Fuck that)
-Drinking excessively then having conversation with police officers, with a British accent (No I'm not British)
-Cooking a three course meal consisting entirely of Ramen
-First thing said after sex "Now go make me a sandwich"
-Having a bonfire where the only things available to us were woods, rusty axes, beer, and gasoline. (Mother Nature aint got shit!)
-Daily meal is beef jerky.
-Slept with a beer under my pillow, knowing I would need it in the morning.
-Using napkins kept in the dash of my truck for clean up after sex then leaving said napkins on floor of truck for later use (They're still good)
-Masturbating with parent in room next door (Duty calls)
-Shitting with the door open and of course, portable gaming device in hand.
-Of course pissing in the shower (Toilet's 3 feet away? Fuck that)
-Drinking excessively then having conversation with police officers, with a British accent (No I'm not British)
-Cooking a three course meal consisting entirely of Ramen
-First thing said after sex "Now go make me a sandwich"
-Having a bonfire where the only things available to us were woods, rusty axes, beer, and gasoline. (Mother Nature aint got shit!)
-Daily meal is beef jerky.
-Slept with a beer under my pillow, knowing I would need it in the morning.
Yes, yes, you and your grammar Naziness. The one thing we don't have to worry about when your around is a miss spelling *tussles hair, then runs as far away as possible*.Timotei said:
The drain in the shower is meant for more then just water...
Dry shaving because you missed a few hairs and are too lazy and... manly to reapply cream
Drinking soo much you puke then when your friend cheers' you again you keep drinking
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Hitting on a women that is older then your mom so she will let you into the main ampatheatre area
Shooting the breeze with police officers while drunk, underage, and with stains from alcohol on your shirt.
Dry shaving because you missed a few hairs and are too lazy and... manly to reapply cream
Drinking soo much you puke then when your friend cheers' you again you keep drinking
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Hitting on a women that is older then your mom so she will let you into the main ampatheatre area
Shooting the breeze with police officers while drunk, underage, and with stains from alcohol on your shirt.
I've done nothing of the sort. It seems I'm very much of what's best in man, ironically becoming less masculine. It'd be lovely if I could be like that, though. Then maybe I wouldn't be such a hopeless fucking virgin.
This was all in one night about 7 years ago:
Got mangled. Got rejected by various women.
Went and drank beers with homeless dudes on a street corner.
Smashed a window in City Hall with a rock.
Went to a party and revved a chainsaw.
Ran away from the party. Fell over numerous times.
Got wine, smashed the neck to drink it.
Woke up the next day on a bridge with a 150 euro suit ruined, wallet gone, mobile phone waterlogged, lying a puddle with puke all over me, covered in blood from a massive gash on my leg.
I think they refer to these experiences as 'dark nights of the soul...'
Got mangled. Got rejected by various women.
Went and drank beers with homeless dudes on a street corner.
Smashed a window in City Hall with a rock.
Went to a party and revved a chainsaw.
Ran away from the party. Fell over numerous times.
Got wine, smashed the neck to drink it.
Woke up the next day on a bridge with a 150 euro suit ruined, wallet gone, mobile phone waterlogged, lying a puddle with puke all over me, covered in blood from a massive gash on my leg.
I think they refer to these experiences as 'dark nights of the soul...'