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[BreakfastMan]

What is it that they're not seeing yet?

That new Quentin Tarintino flick, still got a few more months wait for that one.

If Lassie and Old Yeller had a pup, what would that pup's name be?

'Ald Leller?

Why do binge-worthy shows even have "previously on" moments in the first place?

Because you might not always watch them all at once. Or they think the audiences is stupid.

Is the light on in there?

Looks it

How about now?

Same as before

Damn it, which switch was it?

The small one, next to the other small one in the right-ish area. Be careful, one starts the self-destruct sequence!

If a Bond was president, which Bond would be more worthy of the role?

None, they aren't natural-born US citizens.

How close is too close of a shave?

If you start bleeding, that seems too close...

*ahem*
Is it really worth it for fast cars and ice?
Do you wanna live that life?
Is it really worth it? New girls every night
Do you wanna live that life?
Is it really worth it?
Is it really worth it?
*drops mic*

Yes. You can't touch my riches. Even if you had, MC Hammer and them 357 bitches.

Hello?
Excuse me?
What?

HELLO, MCFLY.

YEAH-YA?
OKAY?

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Can a rap artist truly <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbM6CNbxV2I>party like a rock star?

Only if they are in a new york state of mind.

Is FPLOON going to cause another parliamentary coup?

Was there ever any doubt about that?

If not, does he plan to use the tesseract to dominate Ottawa?

Why, when he can use it to visit Mrs. Who, Mrs Whatsit, and Mrs. Which?

What sandwiches do they have on today?

The usual. Kind of disappointed...

 

[FPLOON]

If history was drunk, how many drinks did it have?

 

[Barbas]

WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?
Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

 

[FPLOON]

Is she really going out with him?

 

[Barbas]

Doesn't she know he's no good?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If history was drunk, how many drinks did it have?

Enough to get really fucking violent.

WHERE IS SHE TAKING THEM?

Back to her place.

Do you know the difference between choking and strangulation?

Oh great, here we go again with the choking speech...

Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Is it never having to say you're sorry?

Is she really going out with him?

Looks like.

Doesn't she know he's no good?

Hey man, that's amore.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 3 of Heroes.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 3 of Heroes.

Wait... Was that the season post-"villain reform" and pre-"traveling carnival"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 3 of Heroes.

Wait... Was that the season post-"villain reform" and pre-"traveling carnival"?

If I remember correctly, yes.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 3 of Heroes.

Wait... Was that the season post-"villain reform" and pre-"traveling carnival"?

If I remember correctly, yes.

I only remember Seasons 1 and 4, mostly... because the ending of the 4th sets up the prequel/flashback events of Heroes Reborn...

OT: Why doesn't the "square-circle-quarter-turn" combo work for me?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the "best season" of the "worst show" you've seen thus far?

Probably Season 1 of Heroes.

Does this mean Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 1 of Heroes?

Heroes Reborn doesn't have a chance to be as good as Season 3 of Heroes.

Wait... Was that the season post-"villain reform" and pre-"traveling carnival"?

If I remember correctly, yes.

I only remember Seasons 1 and 4, mostly... because the ending of the 4th sets up the prequel/flashback events of Heroes Reborn...

OT: Why doesn't the "square-circle-quarter-turn" combo work for me?

Because you need to work on footsies more.

 

[FPLOON]

Why doesn't the "square-circle-quarter-turn" combo work for me?

Because you need to work on footsies more.

Da fuck's "footsies"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why doesn't the "square-circle-quarter-turn" combo work for me?

Because you need to work on footsies more.

Da fuck's "footsies"?

I dunno, some term I hear fighting game fans use. They claim good footsy game is very important.

 

[FPLOON]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

 

[FPLOON]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

 

[Barbas]

What's the biggest advantage of an 17 processor over an i5?
Can I put it in a laser rifle to amplify the weapon's power?
What in God's holy name am I blathering about?