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[BreakfastMan]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the biggest advantage of an 17 processor over an i5?

Makes your dick feel bigger. And multi-threading, I guess.

Can I put it in a laser rifle to amplify the weapon's power?

Don't think that is how that works.

What in God's holy name am I blathering about?

I always ask myself that question when replying to you.

 

[Barbas]

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

 

[FPLOON]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

OT: Is he friend or is he foe?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Bad. I enjoy some witchery.

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

Yeah, but guns usually don't just start firing by themselves.

OT: Is he friend or is he foe?

Neither, he doesn't play by the rules of mortals.

 

[FPLOON]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

Yeah, but guns usually don't just start firing by themselves.

Well, how would you know? Are you a cop?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

Yeah, but guns usually don't just start firing by themselves.

Well, how would you know? Are you a cop?

I ain't no 5-0, punk.

 

[FPLOON]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

Yeah, but guns usually don't just start firing by themselves.

Well, how would you know? Are you a cop?

I ain't no 5-0, punk.

Who are you calling a punk? And why didn't you answer the first question about knowing what guns will and will not do?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How does one jump a loaded gun?

Place it on the ground in front of you, then jump over.

What if it starts shooting with a 72% accuracy?

That seems really unlikely.

I did say the gun was loaded right?

Yeah, but guns usually don't just start firing by themselves.

Well, how would you know? Are you a cop?

I ain't no 5-0, punk.

Who are you calling a punk?

You. We all know you pull out the Black Flag while nobody is looking

And why didn't you answer the first question about knowing what guns will and will not do?

Because that information is Need to Know.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

this is a dinosaur robbery. Put the money in the bags or face the horns

 

[BreakfastMan]

this is a dinosaur robbery. Put the money in the bags or face the horns

That isn't a question.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

this is a dinosaur robbery. Put the money in the bags or face the horns

That isn't a question.

will you give me money?

 

[BreakfastMan]

this is a dinosaur robbery. Put the money in the bags or face the horns

That isn't a question.

will you give me money?

No, I need that for me.

 

[Barbas]

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

Well, there was that one bit in Hannibal...

 

[Headsprouter]

From where did you procure such a name, dear BreakfastMan?

 

[BreakfastMan]

From where did you procure such a name, dear BreakfastMan?

My imagination. Weird stuff comes out when I start typing in a text-box.

 

[FPLOON]

Can any dinosaur pull off a successful heist?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Can any dinosaur pull off a successful heist?

No, you need a pro. The best in the business. @tf2godz thought he could just Dog Day Afternoon it, and he was obviously wrong.

 

[FPLOON]

Why don't I like anything pumpkin-related, especially pumpkin spice?