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[FPLOON]

When is Taco Tuesday?

Rumor on the street is that Taco knows.

Which Taco? I know, like, 4 different "Tacos" and one of them's in The League...

All. But mostly the one here.

But, which one? There's, like, 3 "Tacos" here... and I only know 2 by their "full name"...

The distinguished journalist at TNN.

Oh! The "Psychic" one! Roger roger!

OT: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk [all that junk] inside that trunk?

 

[BreakfastMan]

When is Taco Tuesday?

Rumor on the street is that Taco knows.

Which Taco? I know, like, 4 different "Tacos" and one of them's in The League...

All. But mostly the one here.

But, which one? There's, like, 3 "Tacos" here... and I only know 2 by their "full name"...

The distinguished journalist at TNN.

Oh! The "Psychic" one! Roger roger!

OT: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk [all that junk] inside that trunk?

Bury it. Gotta get rid of the evidence somehow.

 

[Barbas]

Do you remember the things that we used to do?
Are you a red or a blue?
Can they be trusted?

 

[Jux]

Why don't we do it in the road?
What if god was one of us?
Should I stay or should I go now?
He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
How soon is now?
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
Whats love got to do with it?
What do I do to ignore them behind me?

 

[Barbas]

You know what a shit barometer is?
Do you think I care?
Yeah, go ahead and ask, do I look like I care?

 

[FPLOON]

Who's your favorite daughter?
If the floor was made of lava, would the kids last longer than the adults?
What color Power Ranger are you?
Same as it ever was?

 

[Barbas]

Was it love at first sight?
Gonnae introduce me to yer mate Shaggers?
What happens when you try to microwave a poltergeist?

 

[FPLOON]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Don't you forget about me?
You can't buy me love?
It is secret? Is it safe?
Would you rather have a scrub or a pigeon?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you remember the things that we used to do?

Nope

Are you a red or a blue?

A black (just like my metal)

Can they be trusted?

Probably, unless you are racist.

Why don't we do it in the road?

Because that seems dangerous

What if god was one of us?

He wouldn't be god then, now would he?

Should I stay or should I go now?

Go. It is better this way.

He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?

Yes.

How soon is now?

Very.

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Sorry, no.

Whats love got to do with it?

Well, it is the reason I didn't say "i'm sorry".

What do I do to ignore them behind me?

Don't turn around.

You know what a shit barometer is?

One that measures the amount of shit in the air?

Do you think I care?

Not really.

Yeah, go ahead and ask, do I look like I care?

Nope.

Who's your favorite daughter?

The one I never had.

If the floor was made of lava, would the kids last longer than the adults?

No, they would go slightly quicker.

What color Power Ranger are you?

Green.

Same as it ever was?

WAAAAAAAAAAAATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND.

Was it love at first sight?

No. Lust, certainly, but not love.

Gonnae introduce me to yer mate Shaggers?

You can't handle Shaggers. Guy is a real handful

What happens when you try to microwave a poltergeist?

Nothing much I imagine, be very hard to get it in there...

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Throw him in the longboat till he's sober.

Don't you forget about me?

I'll be alone, dancing.

You can't buy me love?

I would, if you told me where.

It is secret? Is it safe?

Well, it isn't now that you mentioned it.

Would you rather have a scrub or a pigeon?

Scrub. Pigeons aren't good for anything.

 

[FPLOON]

What really happened on June 13th?

 

[Barbas]

What's gonna happen on July 14th?
Did you catch the latest episode of Time Slags?
Skinny jeans or baggy trousers?
Is Justin Timberlake a real brain surgeon?
Do you sometimes wish your family were squid?

 

[FPLOON]

Why does no one remember the movie Mimic directed by Guillermo del Toro?
Was it the Great Pumpkin or the Great Dolemite?
Are we doing this for the greater good?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What really happened on June 13th?

Not much, from what I remember.

What's gonna happen on July 14th?

No idea.

Did you catch the latest episode of Time Slags?

Is that british? It sounds british...

Skinny jeans or baggy trousers?

On who?

Is Justin Timberlake a real brain surgeon?

Doubtful.

Do you sometimes wish your family were squid?

Well... No.

Why does no one remember the movie Mimic directed by Guillermo del Toro?

Because it was not one of his better films.

Was it the Great Pumpkin or the Great Dolemite?

Oh man, Dolemite meets Charle Brown would be AWESOME. :O

Are we doing this for the greater good?

No. For Supreme Vampyric Evil.

 

[FPLOON]

Have there been any good commercials worth watching on one's own time?
Scary Movie 4 or A Haunted House?
What do you call a ghost that has sex with your sleeping body?
What's over the garden wall?
Is Goosebumps actually unintentionally ironic?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Have there been any good commercials worth watching on one's own time?

I dunno, those Game Grumps commercials are usually amusing.

Scary Movie 4 or A Haunted House?

That is like choosing between drinking ammonia, and drinking bleach.

What do you call a ghost that has sex with your sleeping body?

Pretty cool.

What's over the garden wall?

I dunno, I never saw that short.

Is Goosebumps actually unintentionally ironic?

No, it is intentionally ironic.

 

[FPLOON]

What's the worse game to play on Halloween?
Are there too many cooks?
Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's the worse game to play on Halloween?

Cooking mama, probably.

Are there too many cooks?

Because there are too many cooks.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

Eaten alive, I am afraid.

 

[FPLOON]

What's spooky, scary, and not a Skeleton?
Should we feel the heat?
Why should we make water dance?
What's the best weapons class for a stick figure?
Is it worth watching a truly terrible movie just to see an awesome after-credits sequence?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's spooky, scary, and not a Skeleton?
Should we feel the heat?
Why should we make water dance?
What's the best weapons class for a stick figure?
Is it worth watching a truly terrible movie just to see an awesome after-credits sequence?

Ghosties?
Pretty soon, I would imagine.
No other option, at this point. Was that or listen to the wind sing again.
Staffs
Not when Youtube exists.

 

[FPLOON]

Who'll cast the first stone?
Why would a comedian want to be part of a horror movie cast?
Could Ludacris's Move ***** describe most "Mario and Friends"-based games?