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[Wary Wolf]

I don't know you that well, is it more polite if I go with a more formal "Mr. Man"?

Can I have the grapefruit?

Is the ticking something I should worry about?

I take it the most efficient way to clean up broken glass is to use your tongue?

Can I ask you a rhetorical question?

Was that the last time or are you going to use the drill again?

 

[Barbas]

What's the best flavour of ice cream?
Who makes the best ice cream?
Is there a single thing on Earth that is better than ice cream?
Would you like some ice cream?
Ever had an ice cream sandwich?
Do you scream for ice cream?
Why is it called ice cream when it's not actually frozen in a block of ice?
Can Squirtle learn Ice Beam?
Which is better, screams or spleens?
Do the Ns justify the Neans?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Who'll cast the first stone?

He who is without sin.

Why would a comedian want to be part of a horror movie cast?

Shits and giggles.

Could Ludacris's Move ***** describe most "Mario and Friends"-based games?

Sure, if you want.

I don't know you that well, is it more polite if I go with a more formal "Mr. Man"?

Just call me Breaky, everyone does.

Can I have the grapefruit?

Nah, that is for later.

Is the ticking something I should worry about?

If you value your feet, yes.

I take it the most efficient way to clean up broken glass is to use your tongue?

Nah, it is to use your genitals.

Can I ask you a rhetorical question?

If you must.

Was that the last time or are you going to use the drill again?

Hey, sometimes I feel like a good drilling, I can't help myself.

What's the best flavour of ice cream?

Mint choco-chip.

Who makes the best ice cream?

I dunno, Blue Bunny?

Is there a single thing on Earth that is better than ice cream?

I think orgasms are pretty cool.

Would you like some ice cream?

Sure, if you are offering.

Ever had an ice cream sandwich?

Yep. They are okay.

Do you scream for ice cream?

Depends on how I am feeling at the moment.

Why is it called ice cream when it's not actually frozen in a block of ice?

Because it is basically made by mixing cream n' shit next to a load of ice.

Can Squirtle learn Ice Beam?

I dunno, maybe. I don't do the pokeymans, that shit is for chumps.

Which is better, screams or spleens?

Why not both?

Do the Ns justify the Neans?

No, but the SDs justify the Means.

 

[FPLOON]

Where do the Saints go out to play?
Would it still be insanity if you always did the same thing, but always ended up with something different?
What's more worse: something with too many jumpcuts or something with too many jumpscares?
Why would anyone "drop that what"?
Waka Waka Wonka?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Where do the Saints go out to play?

Coney island?

Would it still be insanity if you always did the same thing, but always ended up with something different?

Probably not.

What's more worse: something with too many jumpcuts or something with too many jumpscares?

Jumpscares.

Why would anyone "drop that what"?

It could be because someone in a position of authority told them to.

Waka Waka Wonka?

Waka Waka Waka.

 

[FPLOON]

If you fade to black, what happens when you fade to brown?
Why would anyone gamble on Fantasy?
Do you have the heart of the cards?
What would Fiona do if she found out about the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life stories?
An earth-shattering kaboom?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If you fade to black, what happens when you fade to brown?

Everything goes to shit.

Why would anyone gamble on Fantasy?

I dunno, seems like a losing bet, since Sci-fi is better anyway.

Do you have the heart of the cards?

Nope, but I do have a Blue-Eyes White-Dragon

What would Fiona do if she found out about the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life stories?

I dunno, it might get her hot bothered? How do you know she isn't into it?

An earth-shattering kaboom?

How do you know what my bowel movements are like?

 

[FPLOON]

What would Fiona do if she found out about the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life stories?

I dunno, it might get her hot bothered? How do you know she isn't into it?

I wouldn't know the same way my formal drama teacher would use "German Dungeon Porn" as the only constant theatre metaphor...

An earth-shattering kaboom?

How do you know what my bowel movements are like?

The same way I know that it's a piece of cake to bake a piece of cake...

OT: Who fucking puts Christmas lights in a ziploc bag?
Which song is "better": <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoT3AI-y_w4>Get It or <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxhajT556U>Fire?
How deep should the stick go into the Rabbit Hole?

 

[Headsprouter]

Do you receive inbox notifications for every post in this thread?

 

[FPLOON]

Did you get my notification just now? If so, at what time exactly?

 

[BreakfastMan]

OT: Who fucking puts Christmas lights in a ziploc bag?

War criminals who love hitler.

Which song is "better": <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoT3AI-y_w4>Get It or <url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxhajT556U>Fire?

Both are banal and terrible, but if I had to pick... The second, maybe? I mean, at least the singer their didn't sound like they were constantly tripping over the words.

How deep should the stick go into the Rabbit Hole?

As far as the shaft reaches.

Do you receive inbox notifications for every post in this thread?

Nah, I just refresh the thread every once in a while.

Did you get my notification just now? If so, at what time exactly?

Yeah. Got it around 12:43 PM, PST, but didn't have time to respond till now, because of work.

 

[FPLOON]

Since it's a dark and stormy night where I'm at, why the fuck is it 4 days late?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Since it's a dark and stormy night where I'm at, why the fuck is it 4 days late?

Hey, sometimes the halloween spooky skeleton runs a few days late, y'know?

 

[FPLOON]

Since it's a dark and stormy night where I'm at, why the fuck is it 4 days late?

Hey, sometimes the halloween spooky skeleton runs a few days late, y'know?

But, not THIS late! UNACCEPTABLE!!

OT: What the last show ["full season"-wise] you watched with your immediate family?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Since it's a dark and stormy night where I'm at, why the fuck is it 4 days late?

Hey, sometimes the halloween spooky skeleton runs a few days late, y'know?

But, not THIS late! UNACCEPTABLE!!

OT: What the last show ["full season"-wise] you watched with your immediate family?

Probably Brooklyn 99?

 

[FPLOON]

What do you call a answer that ends up leaving more questions?
What do you call a question that's already answered before the question mark?
What's worse than cancelling a show on a literal metaphorical cliffhanger?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What do you call a answer that ends up leaving more questions?

A poor answer

What do you call a question that's already answered before the question mark?

A poor question

What's worse than cancelling a show on a literal metaphorical cliffhanger?

Hitler seems pretty bad to me...

 

[FPLOON]

If the party don't start til I walk in, then what what was everybody doing beforehand?
If they were prerecording and all that in living color, then why was just Saturday night live?
Was DanWarp making his own cinematic universe on TV before Marvel did with the movies?
Why does a subsection of Disney want me to look up Too More Eggs?
If one person stopped the world to melt with another person, why couldn't they just melt without stopping the world in the first place?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If the party don't start til I walk in, then what what was everybody doing beforehand?

Each other?

If they were prerecording and all that in living color, then why was just Saturday night live?

I dunno, it was easier at the time.

Was DanWarp making his own cinematic universe on TV before Marvel did with the movies?

No idea who that is.

Why does a subsection of Disney want me to look up Too More Eggs?

Maybe egg-laying is the hot new fetish.

If one person stopped the world to melt with another person, why couldn't they just melt without stopping the world in the first place?

It was vengeance. They didn't want to fall in love, but did because of the wicked games others played.

 

[FPLOON]

How can Pranksgiving be more scary than Schlocktober?
Why am I addicted to watching Fish Center online?
Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Munnay?
Dooble, Dooble, or Dooblie-Doo?
Where's Perry?