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FPLOON

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BreakfastMan said:
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Why haven't I played any games that came out this year?
Because poor? Too poor to afford Undertale, even?
How much is Undertale?

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How's the upcoming Winter scheduling going?
Is time going slower or faster?
Gonna get paid when?
Half of a split eyebrow makes someone a pedophile?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
BreakfastMan said:
FPLOON said:
Why haven't I played any games that came out this year?
Because poor? Too poor to afford Undertale, even?
How much is Undertale?
About $10 US
OT:
How's the upcoming Winter scheduling going?
Okay. Got a lot of work coming up.
Is time going slower or faster?
Time is going as fast as it does
Gonna get paid when?
End of the month
Half of a split eyebrow makes someone a pedophile?
I think wanting to fuck kiddies makes someone a pedophile...
 

FPLOON

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Who will destroy Haven?
What is "The Way of the Future"?
When's the forth lunch coming?
Where did the sheep-jumping fence come from?
Why can't it just be called "Professional Fanfiction"?
 

BreakfastMan

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Who will destroy Haven?
I dunno, probably those mermaids. That is the one with the mermaid people, right?
What is "The Way of the Future"?
Hopefully mounds of chocolate and oral sex for everyone.
When's the forth lunch coming?
As soon as Chipotle can get their shit together and stop giving people e. coli, dammit!
Where did the sheep-jumping fence come from?
Just down the lane.
Why can't it just be called "Professional Fanfiction"?
I thought that was title was reserved exclusively for the Riverworld books.
 

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You've been doing this for sixteen pages now. How would you like to receive your medal?

Which question has most made you desire the ending of your own existence?

How many propositions have you received since starting this thread?

Would you like another one?

Is there a MOD for Fallout 4 that gives a random chance for ghouls to bite you somewhere painful if you teabag them?

Can we make this standard for all first person shooters?

Fake death button then... BITE THE DUDE TEABAGGING ME! button. How often would you use that tactic?
 

BreakfastMan

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Wary Wolf said:
You've been doing this for sixteen pages now. How would you like to receive your medal?
In dark chocolate form, please.
Which question has most made you desire the ending of your own existence?
This one.
How many propositions have you received since starting this thread?
Probably over 500. But not because of this thread.
Would you like another one?
Sure, why not.
Is there a MOD for Fallout 4 that gives a random chance for ghouls to bite you somewhere painful if you teabag them?
Not that I know of.
Can we make this standard for all first person shooters?
I wouldn't mind it.
Fake death button then... BITE THE DUDE TEABAGGING ME! button. How often would you use that tactic?
Quite often. I am really bad at online shooters...
 

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New Spongebob episodes weekly or new Spongbob episodes at random?
Could their be a "crazy dog lady"... or is that just another misheard "football" joke?
What's the point of a "minimum requirement" if it's going to get criticized for having "excess fluff" anyway?
Is it still a hostage if they wanted to get tied up and held for a ransom?
Who is the man with the golden eyeball?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
New Spongebob episodes weekly or new Spongbob episodes at random?
At random. Don't even announce when they will be, just through them in with the re-runs, randomly distributed.
Could their be a "crazy dog lady"... or is that just another misheard "football" joke?
Maybe.
What's the point of a "minimum requirement" if it's going to get criticized for having "excess fluff" anyway?
No idea
Is it still a hostage if they wanted to get tied up and held for a ransom?
Well yes, I don't think the hostages thoughts have much to do with it.
Who is the man with the golden eyeball?
No idea. I have listened to that song dozens of times and still don't really "get" it.
 

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Why is grandma still alive after that reindeer incident?
If an adult laughs along with a show aimed at kids, does it mean that the show's a success or an unintentional foresight?
What movie is better to watch in one go?
Is a series of sophisticated wordplay consider "smart"?
Which is better: Sleeping forever or staying awake forever?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Why is grandma still alive after that reindeer incident?
I am not sure I would call that "alive", in all honesty...
If an adult laughs along with a show aimed at kids, does it mean that the show's a success or an unintentional foresight?
I would say it is plain good writing.
What movie is better to watch in one go?
All.
Is a series of sophisticated wordplay consider "smart"?
That, or Purple.
Which is better: Sleeping forever or staying awake forever?
Both sound like shit, in all honesty. That is like choosing between Death and Insanity.
 

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Can you name any favorable movies that came out on and/or around your birthday (cinema and/or home release)?
Seven days? Seven minutes? Seven WHAT?
Have gone into the Badlands yet?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Can you name any favorable movies that came out on and/or around your birthday (cinema and/or home release)?
Don't really keep track of release dates for much of anything, so... no.
Seven days? Seven minutes? Seven WHAT?
That's Chinatown, baby.
Have gone into the Badlands yet?
Nope, still in and around Diamond City.
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Would you smooch a ghost?
Only if the ghost was super hot.
 

FPLOON

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During those alleged "12 days", where did the "true love" get the "money" to "buy" all of those "things"?
Where do you go after Bionic Island?
Do shows need more puppets or muppets?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
What do you call a podcast with meta-continuity?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
During those alleged "12 days", where did the "true love" get the "money" to "buy" all of those "things"?
Wasn't he a prince?
Where do you go after Bionic Island?
Bionic Island 2: The legend of curly's gold.
Do shows need more puppets or muppets?
Muppets, obviously.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Yeah, and the thing is still oozing green slime. It doesn't stop! D:
What do you call a podcast with meta-continuity?
I dunno, late for dinner?
 

BreakfastMan

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Barbas said:
What in the holy house-jumpin' fuck is this?

Looks like Boy George to me. You know, the guy who did "you spin me right round", with the 80's new wave group Tekken?
 

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Who calls just to chat at 2 in the mourning?
Would you name me three movies that would be "weird" to watch back-to-back-to-back?
Why does Z Nation somehow do better permadeaths per episode than The Walking Dead?
What game show (continuing or otherwise) would you gladly want to be apart of?
Does that talking mouse's pizza deliver in my area?
 

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What is your favourite inherently funny word?
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
 

BreakfastMan

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FPLOON said:
Who calls just to chat at 2 in the mourning?
Satan
Would you name me three movies that would be "weird" to watch back-to-back-to-back?
Every Which Way But Loose
Debbie Does Dallas
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Why does Z Nation somehow do better permadeaths per episode than The Walking Dead?
Because it is a show no one has heard about, and they can take risks?
What game show (continuing or otherwise) would you gladly want to be apart of?
Depends on what capacity I would be joining the game show in.
Does that talking mouse's pizza deliver in my area?
Maybe. Input your ZIP code and see.
UltraDeth said:
What is your favourite inherently funny word?
Castration
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
You did the last 3 times...