I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[BreakfastMan]

Why does no one remember the word "hell" in the OG Star Wars trilogy?

Because they don't have a concept of hell in the universe.

Then, why did Han Solo say "I'll see you in Hell!" in Empire Strikes Back?

Sound right at the time.

OT: Why is there no balance in the Food Order?

Because nobody has brought balance to it yet. Need to kill off a bunch of food younglings first.

Is it really what it looks like?

Not always.

Will Jar Jar finish what Annie started?

What, you mean finally kill off Daddy Warbucks and make off with his estate?

Do we bare bears? Or do bears bare us?

Only if wood-chucks chuck wood.

 

[FPLOON]

Will Jar Jar finish what Annie started?

What, you mean finally kill off Daddy Warbucks and make off with his estate?

Was that subplot part of the Special Edition version of the movie? I don't remember that ending...

OT: What would be the last thing to prove that Earth existed?
If all dogs go to heaven, then why can't cats dance?
Can my laptop run this game?
If Jupiter's ascending, then does the eighth sense have a vendetta?
When does one's childhood end?

 

[UltraDeth]

Why did you overlook my previous questions? (See previous page)
Where's Wesker?
How many hurr durrs does it take to derble-berble?
You want to be my lover?

 

[Barbas]

Do they know???
Is today the day glitches die?
Do you like dogs?

 

[FPLOON]

What do you do when Luther's at your door?
Why does she want to smell my dick?
Could one not look like a fool with their pants on the ground?
Why can't I small her pussy?
When the Joker's Mark Hamill, who's playing the Trickster?

Anyway, how's your sex life?

 

[Barbas]

Mark?
Dave?
Gary?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Who you trying to get crazy with, ese, Don't you know I'm loco?

Don't fuck with me, I will jack your ass like a looter in a riot.

Stone Cold says "What?"

Well, to be fair, the revelation that it was Mr. McMahon all along hit him pretty hard.

Who shat in the hat?

Your mum.

Anybody see Fuchs?

Fuck that guy.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Will Jar Jar finish what Annie started?

What, you mean finally kill off Daddy Warbucks and make off with his estate?

Was that subplot part of the Special Edition version of the movie? I don't remember that ending...

Yeah, was very controversial in its day.

OT: What would be the last thing to prove that Earth existed?

Our eyes.

If all dogs go to heaven, then why can't cats dance?

I don't see how one relates to the other.

Can my laptop run this game?

Probably not.

If Jupiter's ascending, then does the eighth sense have a vendetta?

Here, let me check the Neo Cloud Atlas...

When does one's childhood end?

When the aliens come.

Why did you overlook my previous questions? (See previous page)

They got lost in the shuffle.

Where's Wesker?

With Joker.

How many hurr durrs does it take to derble-berble?

about 47 quintillion

You want to be my lover?

Maybe. Do I gotta get with your friends?

Do they know???

Only if you told them.

Is today the day glitches die?

I sure hope so.

Do you like dogs?

They are fine. Bull-dogs and terriers are the best ones.

What do you do when Luther's at your door?

I dunno, run?

Why does she want to smell my dick?

Does it smell like cupcakes?

Could one not look like a fool with their pants on the ground?

Depends on the size of one's genitals.

Why can't I small her pussy?

Because they don't work like that.

When the Joker's Mark Hamill, who's playing the Trickster?

Gilbert Gottfried.

Anyway, how's your sex life?

Oh, you know, up and down, here and there.

Mark?

Nope

Dave?

Wrong again

Gary?

Still wrong. Man, you are bad at this.

 

[FPLOON]

What do you do when Luther's at your door?

I dunno, run?

Why would you run from "the police"?

Why does she want to smell my dick?

Does it smell like cupcakes?

...How'd you know?

OT: Titan Maximum Season 2: Yay or Nay?
Why must history spin us right-round like a record?
Should the destination live up to the hype of the overall journey?
What does one do when the ***** better have that money?
Another Robot Chicken Star Wars special: Yay or Nay?

 

[UltraDeth]

Do they know it's Talk Like a Pirate day?
What in blazes, old bean?
Does it hurt when I eat melon in your ass?

 

[FPLOON]

What was the latest face you've grown accustomed to?
Is the line "Rush Down" or "Moss Crown"?
What's the emergency number?
...How about 10s and 20s?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What do you do when Luther's at your door?

I dunno, run?

Why would you run from "the police"?

I think you can figure it out...

Why does she want to smell my dick?

Does it smell like cupcakes?

...How'd you know?

A woman's intuition. Specifically, the woman down the hall's intuition.

OT: Titan Maximum Season 2: Yay or Nay?

No idea what that is, so nay.

Why must history spin us right-round like a record?

Because it knew right from the beggining that we would end up winning. It knew right from the start we would put an arrow through it's heart.

Should the destination live up to the hype of the overall journey?

In some sense. I don't believe things need to be constant epic escalation all the time, but emotional pay-off is definitely a must.

What does one do when the ***** better have that money?

Make sure the ***** has that money.

Another Robot Chicken Star Wars special: Yay or Nay?

Do they get new figures?

Do they know it's Talk Like a Pirate day?

Probably, they don't have calendars. I mean, they don't even sleep, what with the burning beds and all.

What in blazes, old bean?

I say, how unusual!

Does it hurt when I eat melon in your ass?

Only if you are careful not to bite into flesh.

What was the latest face you've grown accustomed to?

The one of my last victim. Always shows up in my dreams, but I am used to it now.

Is the line "Rush Down" or "Moss Crown"?

Nah, it is "Floss Brown".

What's the emergency number?

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

...How about 10s and 20s?

I only deal in 50's and hunnies, sorry

 

[FPLOON]

Another Robot Chicken Star Wars special: Yay or Nay?

Do they get new figures?

Maybe?

What's the emergency number?

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

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OT: Why would anyone scream in one's face like they're Robert De Niro?
Speaking of Cheetahmen, should that get a [total] reboot?
Would Fat Val Kilmer eat anything?
Speaking of Zelda, could she be Link's daughter [once]?
How do you defuse a metaphorical bomb?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Another Robot Chicken Star Wars special: Yay or Nay?

Do they get new figures?

Maybe?

Definitely.

What's the emergency number?

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5c/bd/c0/5cbdc029f798aa868a75b6716733f600.jpg

OT: Why would anyone scream in one's face like they're Robert De Niro?

Because they could be robert de niro? Didn't think of that one, huh?

Speaking of Cheetahmen, should that get a [total] reboot?

Oh, without a doubt. The world needs Cheetahmen to continue.

Would Fat Val Kilmer eat anything?

Probably not everything. He would be unlikely to eat himself, for instance.

Speaking of Zelda, could she be Link's daughter [once]?

Yep

How do you defuse a metaphorical bomb?

Send in a philosophical zombie?

 

[FPLOON]

Why would anyone scream in one's face like they're Robert De Niro?

Because they could be robert de niro? Didn't think of that one, huh?

Well, is he talking to me, then?

How do you defuse a metaphorical bomb?

Send in a philosophical zombie?

You mean The Murphy?

OT: If the sequel's better than the original, then does it mean it has reached its apex?
Do you believe that I have the complete Legend of Zelda series on DVD?
Could "Purple Pills" be an obscure Homestuck reference?


Other than that, whatcha buyin'? Whatcha sellin'?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why would anyone scream in one's face like they're Robert De Niro?

Because they could be robert de niro? Didn't think of that one, huh?

Well, is he talking to me, then?

Depends on the situation.

How do you defuse a metaphorical bomb?

Send in a philosophical zombie?

You mean The Murphy?

Nah, I mean the philosophical concept of a philosophical zonbie.

OT: If the sequel's better than the original, then does it mean it has reached its apex?

Depends. Is the next sequel even better?

Do you believe that I have the complete Legend of Zelda series on DVD?

I know you don't have the best taste in television, so...

Could "Purple Pills" be an obscure Homestuck reference?

Homestuck is lame, so I dunno.

Other than that, whatcha buyin'? Whatcha sellin'?

Got some good things on sale for ya, stranger!

 

[UltraDeth]

What kind of Supervillain plays ping-pong?
Did I throw a wrench in your ass?
Vas ist das?

 

[FPLOON]

If the sequel's better than the original, then does it mean it has reached its apex?

Depends. Is the next sequel even better?

Well, what if it's the last sequel?

OT: How do you stop a paradox from coming?
Why is Life strange? Is it because the Doctor's strange?
Are crabs the herpes of the sea?
What do you call an unrated kids movie?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What kind of Supervillain plays ping-pong?

Dr. Doom, mainly

Did I throw a wrench in your ass?

What, are you just happy to see me?

Vas ist das?

Das ist krieg!

If the sequel's better than the original, then does it mean it has reached its apex?

Depends. Is the next sequel even better?

Well, what if it's the last sequel?

Then it probably is.

OT: How do you stop a paradox from coming?

Just let it happen, and it won't happen.

Why is Life strange? Is it because the Doctor's strange?

Wait, what doctor who?

Are crabs the herpes of the sea?

Nah, shrimp are those.

What do you call an unrated kids movie?

I dunno, something that was direct-to-dvd?

 

[FPLOON]

Why is Life strange? Is it because the Doctor's strange?

Wait, what doctor who?

The strange Doctor, that's who... and is it because the Doctor's strange that Life is strange?

What do you call an unrated kids movie?

I dunno, something that was direct-to-dvd?

Like The Snow Queen 2 or Happily N'Ever After 2?

OT: When a reviewer makes a bad movie worth watching, then who actually won that situation?
Is any gaming place "better" than GameStop?
What was the last special drink you drank called again?