I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[BreakfastMan]

Why is Life strange? Is it because the Doctor's strange?

Wait, what doctor who?

The strange Doctor, that's who... and is it because the Doctor's strange that Life is strange?

Nah, Life Is Strange because we are in Strange Days.

What do you call an unrated kids movie?

I dunno, something that was direct-to-dvd?

Like The Snow Queen 2 or Happily N'Ever After 2?

Exactly the kind of shit I was thinking of.

OT: When a reviewer makes a bad movie worth watching, then who actually won that situation?

Everybody, because we got a movie worth watching.

Is any gaming place "better" than GameStop?

Yeah, quite a few mom n' pop shops, actually.

What was the last special drink you drank called again?

What makes a drink special?

 

[FPLOON]

What was the last special drink you drank called again?

What makes a drink special?

That's the name of the drink? "What makes a drink special?"?

OT: Do Watch_Dogs make a decent gift to one's wishlist?
Is this month a very quotable month?
Is it secret or is it safe?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What was the last special drink you drank called again?

What makes a drink special?

That's the name of the drink? "What makes a drink special?"?

I mean, it could. Seems like an odd name, though.

OT: Do Watch_Dogs make a decent gift to one's wishlist?

I dunno, haven't played it yet. Seems like it would be okay, but it probably isn't worth more than $10.

Is this month a very quotable month?

Nah, it is January. January sucks. Or as RLM like to put it "Fuck You, It's January".

Is it secret or is it safe?

...Is "neither" an acceptable answer?

 

[FPLOON]

Is it secret or is it safe?

...Is "neither" an acceptable answer?

Then are we doomed?

OT: Is it weird to think that Jurassic Park 3's big cameo scene in the beginning unintentionally inspired a potential plot twist in Jurassic World?
Why is Off The Air the best [unwatched] show during the late-night timeshifts?
Aren't the best January movies made about a year prior to their [initial] release?
What does it mean to "throw some D's on it"?

 

[UltraDeth]

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild?
Is this...jarate?!
Why'd it have to be Scorpions?
Did your country prepare you for the cupcakes you will see on my tea party?

 

[FPLOON]

Who is on the Regular so I know?
How do you lose respect without even trying?
Should Nocturnal Emissions make a nightly comeback?
Lil Wayne plays with his Wii U, correct?
Do you want to go to Pony Island?

 

[Brownie80]

Did the voices stop?
Will you be Donald Trump's running mate?
Do you have no shame?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Is it secret or is it safe?

...Is "neither" an acceptable answer?

Then are we doomed?

Oh, without a doubt.

OT: Is it weird to think that Jurassic Park 3's big cameo scene in the beginning unintentionally inspired a potential plot twist in Jurassic World?

Yeah.

Why is Off The Air the best [unwatched] show during the late-night timeshifts?

I wouldn't know, I don't watch it.

Aren't the best January movies made about a year prior to their [initial] release?

No, the best January movies are the ones that secretly came out in December for critics only, then wide release in January.

What does it mean to "throw some D's on it"?

I don't know, but I hope it refers to tits.

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild?

Spear everything.

Is this...jarate?!

I sure hope not.

Why'd it have to be Scorpions?

Because they did Winds of Change. Also, my favorite song of theirs, Another Piece of Meat.

Did your country prepare you for the cupcakes you will see on my tea party?

I don't know, we will have to find out.

Who is on the Regular so I know?

Mordecai and Rigby

How do you lose respect without even trying?

Just let your bowels go.

Should Nocturnal Emissions make a nightly comeback?

Nah.

Lil Wayne plays with his Wii U, correct?

If he does, I hope plays it better that that guitar...

Do you want to go to Pony Island?

Only if you can Pony up some cash.

Did the voices stop?

They are just resting.

Will you be Donald Trump's running mate?

I thought that was Milk.

Do you have no shame?

Nope, sold it for a couple used Xbox games, a candy bar, and a 2 liter of Diet Shasta Cola.

 

[FPLOON]

Do you want to go to Pony Island?

Only if you can Pony up some cash.

Would 5 Bucks do?

OT: Should I watch Galavant now or from the beginning?
Would a Jabberjaw remake "get no respect"?
Was the killshot staged the whole time?
Did you finally sell your wares and to whom?

 

[UltraDeth]

Am I too English for you, cupcake?
Did I get shit on your suit?
Oh, you didn't know?
So, think you're untouchable?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you want to go to Pony Island?

Only if you can Pony up some cash.

Would 5 Bucks do?

Nope, you gotta go to 20, at least.

OT: Should I watch Galavant now or from the beginning?

Just, whenever you want, really.

Would a Jabberjaw remake "get no respect"?

Would probably get as much as Rodney Dangerfield.

Was the killshot staged the whole time?

Well, I mean, I didn't see a stage.

Did you finally sell your wares and to whom?

The lovely man who lives down the street. You know, with the weird eye.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Am I too English for you, cupcake?

Well, I mean, the teeth are concerning...

Did I get shit on your suit?

Not as such.

Oh, you didn't know?

I did, I was just seeing if you knew.

So, think you're untouchable?

No, just uncatchable.

 

[FPLOON]

How long was she gone?
The fuck is a "Freeform"?
Is midnight the best time for porn?
Does my room look nice?
Should Jay-Z's next concert be in the key of Beethoven?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How long was she gone?

Too long

The fuck is a "Freeform"?

Apparently some form of electronic music. I can't keep track of what the thousands upon thousands of electronic music sub-genres are. They make the number of metal sub-genres look pitiful in comparison.

Is midnight the best time for porn?

Filming it or wanking to it? I find the best time for porn is after everyone else has gone to bed, myself.

Does my room look nice?

Not especially. The mounds of used pocky boxes aren't that attractive.

Should Jay-Z's next concert be in the key of Beethoven?

Nah, in the key of Old Silver Key.

 

[FPLOON]

Is midnight the best time for porn?

Filming it or wanking to it?

Well, depending if one would do either or, is midnight the best time to do it?

I find the best time for porn is after everyone else has gone to bed, myself.

Well, what if they're the equivalent to a night owl hawk?

OT: How can an award show out-date itself metaphorically?
How many light-bulbs would it take to screw in yet another light-bulb?
Why is there "no time to explain" something that can be explained in less time than just saying "there's no time to explain"?

 

[UltraDeth]

Is it safe?
Can you dig it, sucka?
Are you Kapable?
Who lives in Fort Frolic under the sea?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Is midnight the best time for porn?

Filming it or wanking to it?

Well, depending if one would do either or, is midnight the best time to do it?

In most circumstances. Humiliation is best in the daytime, though.

I find the best time for porn is after everyone else has gone to bed, myself.

Well, what if they're the equivalent to a night owl hawk?

Just stare at them silently until they leave.

OT: How can an award show out-date itself metaphorically?

Give an award to anything that is super mainstream.

How many light-bulbs would it take to screw in yet another light-bulb?

About 13.

Why is there "no time to explain" something that can be explained in less time than just saying "there's no time to explain"?

Because "no time to explain" better conveys urgency>

Is it safe?

Well know, as we have already proven.

Can you dig it, sucka?

I dunno, this plan to take over the city seems really dumb...

Are you Kapable?

Not yet.

Who lives in Fort Frolic under the sea?

I dunno, slugs probably.

 

[FPLOON]

SLJ vs SLJ: who will win?
If a puzzle takes getting the wrong answer to get the right answer, is it still a good puzzle?
Why is my Firefox browser crashing constantly?
Should I bring a sweater?
Should the 20-question ball go pass 20 questions before asking for one's answer?

 

[UltraDeth]

Is this memes?!!?!?!
Who has the darkest of souls in the empire?
Where did Foxy go?

 

[BreakfastMan]

SLJ vs SLJ: who will win?

I don't know. But whoever does, we lose.

If a puzzle takes getting the wrong answer to get the right answer, is it still a good puzzle?

Sure.

Why is my Firefox browser crashing constantly?

All those toolbars you have installed?

Should I bring a sweater?

Not now, the temp has been pretty decent lately.

Should the 20-question ball go pass 20 questions before asking for one's answer?

Well, what would be the point then?

Is this memes?!!?!?!

I am still not quite sure.

Who has the darkest of souls in the empire?

Paul Ryan

Where did Foxy go?

Into the security room.