I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[FPLOON]

Should the 20-question ball go pass 20 questions before asking for one's answer?

Well, what would be the point then?

Going over 20 questions or not get the answer after 20 questions?

OT: I won a free shirt?
Sex, Lies, or Videotape?
How meta was that formal basketball player?
Did that movie just come out on Blu-Ray after it came out 3 months ago in theaters?
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies vs How To Be Single: Which sounds like the better movie for Valentine's Day?

 

[UltraDeth]

Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein?
What's up with them suckas?
Why not both?
Do you feel like we do?

 

[Silence]

Do you like memes?
Really, do you like memes?

What is your opinion on fluffy tails?
How much money do I have in my pocket?
Pizza or Spaghetti?

 

[FPLOON]

Can I pet you?
Why did Gamestop lie about my order?
The Crow vs Birdman: Which one had the bigger "fringe brilliance"?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Should the 20-question ball go pass 20 questions before asking for one's answer?

Well, what would be the point then?

Going over 20 questions or not get the answer after 20 questions?

I dunno, doesn't sound as fun///

OT: I won a free shirt?

I dunno, did you?

Sex, Lies, or Videotape?

Sex. Never had that, have had plenty of those others...

How meta was that formal basketball player?

Fairly.

Did that movie just come out on Blu-Ray after it came out 3 months ago in theaters?

Yep. Wasn't very good.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies vs How To Be Single: Which sounds like the better movie for Valentine's Day?

Debbie Does Dallas.

Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein?

Well, I wouldn't say no...

What's up with them suckas?

They be cray-cray.

Why not both?

Well, we can't be greedy, now can we?

Do you feel like we do?

Only if you feel good.

Do you like memes?

/rarepepe

Really, do you like memes?

Is this memes?

What is your opinion on fluffy tails?

Okay, but smooth ones are better.

How much money do I have in my pocket?

I dunno, 3, maybe 7.

Pizza or Spaghetti?

Why not both?

Can I pet you?

Only in certain spots. I get feisty otherwise.

Why did Gamestop lie about my order?

To make a quick buck?

The Crow vs Birdman: Which one had the bigger "fringe brilliance"?

I dunno, someone died while filming The Crow, so I am going with that. Can't beat that passion.

 

[FPLOON]

I won a free shirt?

I dunno, did you?

Yes and do you want to know what's on the shirt?

Why did Gamestop lie about my order?

To make a quick buck?

Then, why do I still have all my non-GameStop money?

OT: What's better/worse than Crystal Pepsi?
What's the Pursuit of Happiness?
...Did that ***** just hiss at me?

 

[BreakfastMan]

I won a free shirt?

I dunno, did you?

Yes and do you want to know what's on the shirt?

Is it a penis? Is it fifteen penises?

Why did Gamestop lie about my order?

To make a quick buck?

Then, why do I still have all my non-GameStop money?

Because they only wanted that money. They are greedy, but not that greedy.

OT: What's better/worse than Crystal Pepsi?

New Coke.

What's the Pursuit of Happiness?

A movie from the 70's about a guy on the lam.

...Did that ***** just hiss at me?

Could be. Dogs can do that sort of thing.

 

[FPLOON]

I won a free shirt?

I dunno, did you?

Yes and do you want to know what's on the shirt?

Is it a penis? Is it fifteen penises?

No and no... It's a gold Imp on a gold chain... Why would it be penises?

Why did Gamestop lie about my order?

To make a quick buck?

Then, why do I still have all my non-GameStop money?

Because they only wanted that money. They are greedy, but not that greedy.

Oh, that makes sense... So, just greedy from a legal perspective?

OT: Should we coexist with those Parasytes?
Do you remember the Kids Next Door?
How does a nigga "rip in peace"?

 

[UltraDeth]

Who the fahck put mushroom here?
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with shit?
Did you forget my dick is a chainsaw?

 

[FPLOON]

Non-canon or non-kosher?
Where is it also always sunny?
Why watch the Theatrical if there's a Uncut/Director's Cut?
How do you wear a wire?
Why make a bet with that old person?

 

[BreakfastMan]

I won a free shirt?

I dunno, did you?

Yes and do you want to know what's on the shirt?

Is it a penis? Is it fifteen penises?

No and no... It's a gold Imp on a gold chain... Why would it be penises?

Oh, you know... reasons...

Why did Gamestop lie about my order?

To make a quick buck?

Then, why do I still have all my non-GameStop money?

Because they only wanted that money. They are greedy, but not that greedy.

Oh, that makes sense... So, just greedy from a legal perspective?

In a sense

OT: Should we coexist with those Parasytes?

Nope.

Do you remember the Kids Next Door?

That was the show that had the kids with big heads and noodle arms, right?

How does a nigga "rip in peace"?

Well, sometimes you just have to find a nice, quiet, calm place to rip, you know?

Who the fahck put mushroom here?

Your mum.

Didn't your mama teach you not to play with shit?

No, she didn't, unfortunately. I apologize, it is a bad habit I am trying to get rid of.

Did you forget my dick is a chainsaw?

Yes, because that never happened.

Non-canon or non-kosher?

Non-kosher. I need my pork and shell-fish, yo.

Where is it also always sunny?

The surface of the sun.

Why watch the Theatrical if there's a Uncut/Director's Cut?

Sometimes the theatrical is actually better.

How do you wear a wire?

Around your waist.

Why make a bet with that old person?

Because it is really easy to win a bet when the other person is delusional.

 

[FPLOON]

Do you remember the Kids Next Door?

That was the show that had the kids with big heads and noodle arms, right?

And the teens were basically the kids but with even longer noodle limbs...

How does a nigga "rip in peace"?

Well, sometimes you just have to find a nice, quiet, calm place to rip, you know?

Like a Beyblade?

OT: Let's take a vote?
Why is couple-fighting "normal"?
If the Guardians rise again, who will join their ranks this time?
Full Frontal or Not Safe?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you remember the Kids Next Door?

That was the show that had the kids with big heads and noodle arms, right?

And the teens were basically the kids but with even longer noodle limbs...

How does a nigga "rip in peace"?

Well, sometimes you just have to find a nice, quiet, calm place to rip, you know?

Like a Beyblade?

Or a chainsaw.

OT: Let's take a vote?

ew, politics

Why is couple-fighting "normal"?

Hey, sometimes you just have to tag-team that annoying married couple from down the street with your SO, you know?

If the Guardians rise again, who will join their ranks this time?

Robert Altman

Full Frontal or Not Safe?

Full Frontal

 

[FPLOON]

Why is couple-fighting "normal"?

Hey, sometimes you just have to tag-team that annoying married couple from down the street with your SO, you know?

I don't know, you know? So, how would I know, yo?

OT: Who do I owe money to?
Without Sacajawea, would Clark still be in Duluth or would York get out of Dodge?
If a show get worse in-universe, is it still worth watching for fun?
By law of probability, everyday's an anniversary correct?
Why does no one want to watch the new Beowolf series with me?

 

[Barbas]

I am wondering...why are you here?
Mmm, wars not make one great?
Is that why you fail?

* * *

 

[UltraDeth]

What dreams of chronic and sustained flatulence?
Who is the prettiest Unicorn?
Do you smell what I'm cooking?

 

[FPLOON]

Would you like to join the next Serial Killer game?
Ultraviolet or Thermal Red?
Did you "Take Back The Falls" as well?

 

[Barbas]

Who fucked up Episode I?
Where was Berman when this was happening?
What is it with Ricks, anyway?

 

[FPLOON]

Was Arrested Development a modern day Soap?
Is the complete series out on Blu-ray yet?
Zero Suit or Full-body Hair: Which would you wear forever if those were your only options?

 

[Barbas]

Do you love Criken?
Do you love mega months?
Are you excited for ABF Mega Month???