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[FPLOON]

Meow the Jewels?
Why did no one talk about the 2015/2016 Peanuts series?
Just keep running away?
Who would win in a fight: Axe or Old Spice?
Voodoo?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Meow the Jewels?

Does that have Killer Manx?

Why did no one talk about the 2015/2016 Peanuts series?

Nobody knows about it. It only seems to have gotten airplay outside of Brazil quite recently.

Just keep running away?

Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away).

Who would win in a fight: Axe or Old Spice?

Axe. Ain't nothing some old oregano is going to do against some good old american steel.

Voodoo?

You do.

 

[FPLOON]

Meow the Jewels?

Does that have Killer Manx?

And El-Purr?

OT: How good's the contract?
Sleeping with a relative to the Boss?
What does Earth Prime look like?
How old is a classic?
Where did the sudden orgy [of evidence] come from?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Meow the Jewels?

Does that have Killer Manx?

And El-Purr?

Exactly.

OT: How good's the contract?

It's shit! Take it back and revise it!

Sleeping with a relative to the Boss?

Works every time.

What does Earth Prime look like?

Non divisible by anything but itself?

How old is a classic?

About 20 years or so, usually.

Where did the sudden orgy [of evidence] come from?

From the orgy, obviously.

 

[FPLOON]

What does Earth Prime look like?

Non divisible by anything but itself?

So... Earth?

OT: Who's better: Mr. Danger or Ms. Thunder?
Why won't he talk to me?
16-0?
When do we get to the ride?
Is genius genetic?

 

[UltraDeth]

Can I buy your magic bus?
I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein and I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time?
Who's got the keys to the castle?
You dare bring light to my lair?

 

[FPLOON]

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Why won't they just [kiss] already?
The next question?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What does Earth Prime look like?

Non divisible by anything but itself?

So... Earth?

One could say that.

OT: Who's better: Mr. Danger or Ms. Thunder?

Doctor Doom.

Why won't he talk to me?

Because you greatly offended him.

16-0?

That is how fighting game matches against my friends usually end up, yes.

When do we get to the ride?

When you stop complaining, dammit!

Is genius genetic?

Nah, genius takes 144,000 hours.

Can I buy your magic bus?

Only if you promise to use it to educate school children.

I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein and I wanna know what the fuck you're doing with my time?

Using it to farm monkeys, sir.

Who's got the keys to the castle?

The real estate agent.

You dare bring light to my lair?

Hey, the place was depressing, it needed a little light.

Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

Only for 1000 years.

Why won't they just [kiss] already?

Because that would be weird, as they are brother and sister.

The next question?

That is determined by you, my friend.

 

[FPLOON]

If one's dick is as big as the Eiffel Tower, then could they fuck the world for 72 hours?
Why do aliens think they could unite our world in peace?
Ninja Go?
Which lever do I pull?
It?
Bonus round?

 

[FPLOON]

Chipmunk in the Loli's Shell?
Who do you hollaback to?
What's the use?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If one's dick is as big as the Eiffel Tower, then could they fuck the world for 72 hours?

I think one would have a difficult time finding a hole that large enough for the penis that wouldn't hurt when one tries to fuck it...

Why do aliens think they could unite our world in peace?

Because we sure as hell can't. They might as well as try.

Ninja Go?

Samurai stay.

Which lever do I pull?

The one nearest to me

It?

You?

Bonus round?

Maybe, Video Daily Double.

Will they still come if I built it out of LEGO?

Yeah, people love that shit. Legoland is around for a reason.

Do you accept Rim Jobs?

As my savior? Or just in general?

If yes, then whose tongue is too dirty even for your anus?

I dunno, a dog's tongue, I suppose.

Chipmunk in the Loli's Shell?

How did you get my search history?

Who do you hollaback to?

Not to girls, I can tell you that much.

What's the use?

Of living? I dunno. Pie is good. Eat more of that.

 

[FPLOON]

It?

You?

Me?

Chipmunk in the Loli's Shell?

How did you get my search history?

Uh... z0r?

What's the use?

Of living? I dunno. Pie is good. Eat more of that.

Not really and I don't like pie...

OT: Why must I pay more to get healthy?
Whose the real killer now?
If you subvert too much, does it then become cliche?
NotGTAV or NotCoD?
What do you do to a drunken sailor during a blackout?

 

[BreakfastMan]

It?

You?

Me?

Quite.

Chipmunk in the Loli's Shell?

How did you get my search history?

Uh... z0r?

That seems illegal.

What's the use?

Of living? I dunno. Pie is good. Eat more of that.

Not really and I don't like pie...

Well, you better shape up and learn to like pie.

OT: Why must I pay more to get healthy?

Because somebody gotta make that money.

Whose the real killer now?

Your Mum

If you subvert too much, does it then become cliche?

Cliche's only really happen through repetition.

NotGTAV or NotCoD?

NotSneakKing.

What do you do to a drunken sailor during a blackout?

Throw him in the long-boat till he's sober.

 

[FPLOON]

How fucked up are we?
Are we there yet?
Where does Pig Latin fit into all this?
If it takes the whole fit, then is it still considered loose?
How fucked up are we NOW?
Where are they?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How fucked up are we?

Only a little

Are we there yet?

Not yet, stop whining?

Where does Pig Latin fit into all this?

It holds the secrets that can save us all.

If it takes the whole fit, then is it still considered loose?

Depends on how loose the fit is.

How fucked up are we NOW?

About the same

Where are they?

All in your mind

 

[FPLOON]

There's an Apatow-verse?
Money, Power, or Women?
This movie's a comedy, right?
Where's the traffic coming from?
Why won't he talk to me like mature individuals?

 

[UltraDeth]

What's in your wallet?
You know where you oughta hide, next time?
Be your appurtenances shrivelled?
You feel the burn, kid?
Retry from last save?

 

[FPLOON]

Would you feed the beast?
Is it still a win if cheating's involved?
SSX Underground?

 

[BreakfastMan]

There's an Apatow-verse?

I wouldn't call it a "verse" per se, since the only real connecting tissue is Get Him To The Greek...

Money, Power, or Women?

This is way too much, I need a moment.

This movie's a comedy, right?

Well, you could laugh at it, I suppose. But people would find it weird that you are laughing at Schindlers List...

Where's the traffic coming from?

The Big Game!

Why won't he talk to me like mature individuals?

Because he is trying to put on a child-like affectation.

What's in your wallet?

15 sheets of giraffe skin, like most people.

You know where you oughta hide, next time?

Where you can't find me.

Be your appurtenances shrivelled?

Shriveled as the stars.

You feel the burn, kid?

Oh, I am really feeling it!

Retry from last save?

Quit Without Saving

Would you feed the beast?

Only if it can swallow lies right down it's throat.

Is it still a win if cheating's involved?

Yep, if you don't get caught.

SSX Underground?

Tricky.