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[Story]

emacs or vim?

Vim, all day, every day. Fuck Emacs and that stupid bison thing.

Can you recommend me an anime and or cartoon show for me to watch? And if so what would it be?

Ouran high host club. It is very much aimed for a female audience, but it is funny as shit, and actually has some good relationship drama. If you feel secure in your masculinity (or if you just want to watch a good comedy with cute boys), definitely check it out.

Will do, thanks! That one is on Netflix too.

 

[zerragonoss]

If you could cut two people in half, and stich them togehter what two people and and what half?
What does your loot table look like?
Fire or ice?
Do I have a problem?

A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!

A= (V1-V2)/T V1= 40 m/s V2= -65 m/s T=1.2x10^-3s
A= 8.75x10^4 m/s/s
D=1/2AT^2
D=2.52m x10^-2

 

[BreakfastMan]

If you could cut two people in half, and stich them togehter what two people and and what half?

Kat dennings upper half and nicki minaj bottom half...

What does your loot table look like?

Really complex.

Fire or ice?

Ice. It is really hot here, atm. D:

Do I have a problem?

Yes. Several.

 

[Dragoen]

Which extinct animal would you like to eat the most?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Vim, all day, every day. Fuck Emacs and that stupid bison thing.

Wise choice, my friend. Also relevant [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgo6s1lBbw].

Ouran high host club. It is very much aimed for a female audience, but it is funny as shit, and actually has some good relationship drama. If you feel secure in your masculinity (or if you just want to watch a good comedy with cute boys), definitely check it out.

Have you read the manga of that series, and if so how does the anime compare? Because I really enjoyed the manga.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Which extinct animal would you like to eat the most?

Probably a dinosaur, I think.

Vim, all day, every day. Fuck Emacs and that stupid bison thing.

Wise choice, my friend. Also relevant [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgo6s1lBbw].

Ouran high host club. It is very much aimed for a female audience, but it is funny as shit, and actually has some good relationship drama. If you feel secure in your masculinity (or if you just want to watch a good comedy with cute boys), definitely check it out.

Have you read the manga of that series, and if so how does the anime compare? Because I really enjoyed the manga.

Not really, sad to say. Just never got around to it.

 

[BreakfastMan]

1. Are you an introvert or extrovert?

I am an exoskeletal intronaut

2. When you've lost interest in things and become depressed in life, what have you found that helps bring things back to normal?

Making really bad jokes.

 

[Skatologist]

On a scale between a squeaky mallet and Thor's Mjolnir, how hammered were you last night?

[small]PS: How good/bad was that joke?[/small]

 

[BreakfastMan]

On a scale between a squeaky mallet and Thor's Mjolnir, how hammered were you last night?

[small]PS: How good/bad was that joke?[/small]

It felt like Thor's hammer, but judging by my complete lack of a hangover, it was a baby's toy. Also, very, very bad.

Only if you promise to use it on one $10 dollar hooker, not two $5 dollar ones.

I promise. How do you tell which ones are ten dollars? Count the teeth?

If they do crack instead of meth, mainly.

 

[Padwolf]

Why haven't you built a lego house today?
Why would you put your feet up on the table like that?
Why can't we be friends?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Why haven't you built a lego house today?

Because I have a job, unlike some people...

Why would you put your feet up on the table like that?

How else do you think I should air them out?

Why can't we be friends?

Because you killed my parents, you monster!

 

[Padwolf]

Because I have a job, unlike some people...

Well, you should be making time for lego anyway! Wht kind of heathen are you?

How else do you think I should air them out?

Like normal people for heaven's sake! What size shoe are you?

Because you killed my parents, you monster!

Look, I said I was sorry, it was all a big accident! They were there, I got hungry... shit got real...

Vampire or Werewolf?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Because I have a job, unlike some people...

Well, you should be making time for lego anyway! Wht kind of heathen are you?

An especially Obelix-style one.

How else do you think I should air them out?

Like normal people for heaven's sake! What size shoe are you?

That isn't how normal people do it? Around 10-11.

Because you killed my parents, you monster!

Look, I said I was sorry, it was all a big accident! They were there, I got hungry... shit got real...

Vampire or Werewolf?

I gotta go with my homie Dani Filth on this one and choose supreme vampiric evil.

 

[Neonbob]

Where have you been all my life?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Where have you been all my life?

Right here baby. I have been here the whole time. You just had to notice.

 

[Neonbob]

Where have you been all my life?

Right here baby. I have been here the whole time. You just had to notice.

I feel like I just found the missing piece to my soul!
You up for adventures?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Where have you been all my life?

Right here baby. I have been here the whole time. You just had to notice.

I feel like I just found the missing piece to my soul!
You up for adventures?

Only if they are not too dangerous... I like my hobbit hole and want to return to it, one day. D:

 

[Neonbob]

I feel like I just found the missing piece to my soul!
You up for adventures?

Only if they are not too dangerous... I like my hobbit hole and want to return to it, one day. D:

Do you think of nuclear warheads as dangerous?
We can take it slow.