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[BreakfastMan]

I feel like I just found the missing piece to my soul!
You up for adventures?

Only if they are not too dangerous... I like my hobbit hole and want to return to it, one day. D:

Do you think of nuclear warheads as dangerous?
We can take it slow.

Well, I mean, there is certainly potential for danger there, but it is all in how they are used... I think it is possible to be a safe, responsible nuke owner, and that it is okay to use them for fun (or home defense) on occasion.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

What's your favourite dad joke?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What's your favourite dad joke?

"Who did I fuck last night" has always been my favorite.

 

[FalloutJack]

But seriously, who are you and...can I get that to go?

 

[BreakfastMan]

I am not quite sure myself, that is the disconcerting part...

But seriously, who are you and...can I get that to go?

I am your worst nightmare and sure! that will be 19.95.

 

[ultrabiome]

A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!

A= (V1-V2)/T V1= 40 m/s V2= -65 m/s T=1.2x10^-3s
A= 8.75x10^4 m/s/s
D=1/2AT^2
D=2.52m x10^-2

Acceleration is correct with a=87500 m/s^2
Distance is not, as d=1/2*a*t^2 assumes starting from rest. Instead find deceleration and acceleration time separately:
t_1=v_1/a=0.457 ms (milliseconds)
t_2=v_2/a=0.743 ms
Then determine distance traveled in each direction:
d_1=0.5*a*t_1^2=9 mm (millimeters)
d_2=24 mm
Total distance moved is 33 mm. Ball stops touching bat 15 mm closer to the pitcher than when started touching bat.

For OP: How much do you care about physics? What do you think about Schrodinger's cat?

 

[username sucks]

Who is the best Gem?

 

[BreakfastMan]

For OP: How much do you care about physics? What do you think about Schrodinger's cat?

Not much. Gravity can kiss my ass, that sonovabitch.

It was probably cute, and I hope it doesn't die, because that would make me sad.

Who is the best Gem?

Sailor Jupiter. I mean Pinkie Pie. Wait, what were we talking about again?

How does one get blood and brain matter out of shag carpeting?

(asking for a friend. hurry please)

Just lick it out, like you do with a stain on a shirt. Always works wonders for me.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

Where did I leave my glasses?

 

[FalloutJack]

I am your worst nightmare and sure! that will be 19.95.

Which do you prefer?

{A} Godzilla
{B} Gojira
{C} Gazuga

(Also, I found my pants.)

 

[BreakfastMan]

I am your worst nightmare and sure! that will be 19.95.

Which do you prefer?

{A} Godzilla
{B} Gojira
{C} Gazuga

(Also, I found my pants.)

Godzuki, obviously.

Where did I leave my glasses?

At the scene of the crime! OFFICERS, ARREST THIS MAN.

 

[FalloutJack]

Godzuki, obviously.

HANNA-BARBARIAN!!

Alright then, Space Ghost villain... What's your favorite eldritch abomination?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Godzuki, obviously.

HANNA-BARBARIAN!!

Alright then, Space Ghost villain... What's your favorite eldritch abomination?

Hmm, tough choice. It is a close tie between Anne Coulter and Jerry Falwell.

 

[Sassafrass]

How does one get blood and brain matter out of shag carpeting?

(asking for a friend. hurry please)

Did you not pass on the wisdom I taught you?

OT: do you like the music of Shawaddywaddy?
Do you have a red door and want it painted black?
The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, do you like your coffee black like your metal?
Can you wait to shut me up?
Can you never leave Hotel California?

 

[BreakfastMan]

How does one get blood and brain matter out of shag carpeting?

(asking for a friend. hurry please)

Did you not pass on the wisdom I taught you?

OT: do you like the music of Shawaddywaddy?

Introduce me.

Do you have a red door and want it painted black?

Nah, I just want to fade away, and not face the facts.

The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, do you like your coffee black like your metal?

I am too kvlt to quit.

Can you wait to shut me up?

No! I mean, you wouldn't take no for an answer, you fucking *****! D:

Can you never leave Hotel California?

No, but you can check in any time you like, which is quite handy, let me tell you.

 

[BreakfastMan]

What did you do to get banished to forum games?

No idea. 100% sure the mods just hate fun and need it quarantined away from everyone's favorite warzones.

 

[BreakfastMan]

So it must be possible to be too off topic for Off-Topic?

Well done, sir!

Apparently. I broke the secret codes of off-topic.