I can't believe he just said that

[rileyrulesu]

Today, at lunch, i was talking with my 3 friends as usual about video games, the conversation shifted towards music and than that one kid, that one annoying kid who thinks he 's cool, said it.
He said a phrase so sadistically horrible, so incredibly stupid that the sheer amount of noob coming out of his mouth was previously unknown to man and was afraid to have caused a rift in the fabric of space-time.
He tried to be clever, and as always, when people like that try to be clever, it sounds like a pathetic attempt to fit in (which it is). Sure the game he commented on is good enough, but i was afraid when it was made. The VERY reason i was afraid was that someone might make this exact comment and rip apart space time.

He said, and I quote "You probably only know about The Beatles from Beatles Rock Band"

 

[hobo_welf]

Better yet, who cares? The Beatles tried to rip off Chuck Berry and Elvis and failed miserably, creating a band with next to no actual musical talent that started the most irritating, useless, retarded revolution since the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Oh no! This is most terrible! Quickly Freeman, we must repair the hole in the universe!

[/sarcasm]

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

While that, as you say, is completely stupid, wheres the discussion here. I can't really think of anything to say other than get some new friends because the ones you have are obviosly not shmart enough to fit in.

 

[oppp7]

I don't listen to music. The Beetles just seem like any other boy band.

 

[hobo_welf]

Man, I'm glad I wasted three seconds of my life reading that.
It was totally worthwhile.

So was your post. I actually cut my finger on your sarcasm, that's how sharp it is.

Now are you going to develop an actual talent that would be useful?

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

In the time I took to read that, I could have also put a block under one of the legs in my chair and wiggle around wildly... which one would have been more worth it?

P.S. I find The Beatles to be a dull and slow band.

 

[quiet_samurai]

What? How is that bad? It sounds like he was just insulting someone.


Anyways, my friend once dropped the N bomb at a bar, right at one of those magical moments when everyone in the vicinity stops talking simutaneuosly. He's white, and there was about three or four black guys in the vicinity that heard him.

 

[KaiRai]

That's....really not that bad if I'm honest :/

 

[hobo_welf]

Now are you going to develop an actual talent that would be useful?

No, I want to be as similar to you as I can, so I'm intentionally making myself useless.

Touche, salesman.

 

[hobo_welf]

Touche, salesman.

Whoa there, friend.
Now you're getting nasty.

Unless you want me to tell everyone you know that you're a puppy-stomping pedophile, I'll ask you not to use that kind of language around me.

That was once, and it was an accident... kind of.

Wait a minute are you in that white van outside my house? How do you know about the puppy?

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Man, I'm glad I wasted three seconds of my life reading that.
It was totally worthwhile.

Max, step away from the cheese, we don't want anyone getting hurt now.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

That was once, and it was an accident... kind of.

Wait a minute are you in that white van outside my house? How do you know about the puppy?

I have spies everywhere.

Yes, even there.

Wow. That is awesome. Do you have some agency that I can hire?

 

[A Weary Exile]

I don't listen to music. The Beatles just seem like any other boy band.

Fixed. And no they are not, they were when they first started out, but they became more sophisticated over time. Mandatory listening for anyone who likes music IMO.

OP:I have no words to describe the stupidity of his statement.