Here's the game-by-game rundown:
Deus Ex: Yeah it's shit. Whatevs it came out a billion years ago.
Prince of Persia: Sounds like thinking isn't one of your strong suits.
Protal: I guess I was right. Good job buying a puzzle game and expecting to like it.
Half-Life: Hey bro, Half-Life was released in 1998. All first person shooters controlled like that back then. [/common knowledge]
Deus Ex: Yeah it's shit. Whatevs it came out a billion years ago.
Prince of Persia: Sounds like thinking isn't one of your strong suits.
Protal: I guess I was right. Good job buying a puzzle game and expecting to like it.
Half-Life: Hey bro, Half-Life was released in 1998. All first person shooters controlled like that back then. [/common knowledge]