I CHALLENGE DARTH MOBIUS
- Thread starter Rez Terreth
- Start date
Recommended Videos
*Sets record player onto 'Villainous Music #6'*mshcherbatskaya said:
Have at ye, filthy sea dog, i challenge ye to a high-seas battle of the cannons! One galleon each, crewed by your choice of motley crew and armed with any amount of highly illegal and unstable materials!
That, or whoever can write the most explosively extranagant and unecessarily arrogant self-titled song.
You've made two horribly fatal assumptions:Darth Empyrean said:
1) That i haven't already made up several self-titled songs.
2) That i'm Ultrajoe.
I'm Eviljoe. That means I get a Villain Song.
Ultrajoe said:
And what if a challenger of yours just happens to be much more evil than yourself?
I hereby challenge Ultrajoe to a rousing game of...uh...whatever she has/is willing to play. The loser sings Karaoke. The winner decides the song of course.
The material provided by Spleeni's Awesome Team of Skanky Lawers (SATSL) is always Skanky, and accurate within 3/10'ths of the law!
SATSL will, to the full extent permitted under the law, protect your name and confidential information against disclosure, publication, or unauthorized use. However, while we welcome contact from you, if you communicate with us through this site or otherwise in connection with a matter for which we do not already represent you, it is possible that your communication may not be treated as privileged or confidential. You should therefore use care in what information you provide prior to the creation of an attorney-client relationship. 'cause, ya know, we might tell the world about you. We know about Tom.
Your receipt of the information on this website is not intended to create and does not constitute a contract or agreement for representation by SATSL. The content of this website is not intended to substitute for obtaining legal advice from an attorney. You should not act or rely upon information in this website without seeking the advice of an attorney. Even if you ARE as Awesome as Spleeni thinks he is. He's such a dick, on the inside. If you are interested in having our firm represent you in any legal matter, you should initiate possible representation by contacting an attorney at 555-5555-55-55 or by e-mailing us through the link located in the profile section of this website; under Spleeni.
Please be aware that sending an e-mail message or otherwise contacting SATSL does not contractually obligate SATSL to represent you as your attorney. SATSL cannot serve as your counsel in any matter unless and until we evaluate the facts and claims at issue, as well as any actual or potential conflicts of interest. Additionally, no attorney-client relationship exists until you and our firm expressly agree, in writing, that we will serve as your attorney.
The statute of limitations (the deadline imposed by law within which you may bring a lawsuit) may severely limit the time remaining for you to file any potential claims you may have. You should not delay your decision to retain an attorney or file a claim simply because you have contacted SATSL and are considering retaining our services. By delaying filing a claim, you may allow the statute of limitations to pass, eliminating forever your right to bring a claim.
SATSL affiliates in some cases with other attorneys with their tops off.
In some jurisdictions, this website and its content may be considered advertising under the applicable law and ethical rules. The determination of the need for legal services and the choice of a lawyer are extremely important decisions and should not be based solely upon advertisements or self-proclaimed expertise. All potential clients are urged to make their own independent investigation and evaluation of any lawyer being considered. To the extent the State Bar rules require us to designate a principal office and/or single attorney responsible for this site, SATSL designates Nobody; ya'll can screw off, since we don't like being talked to by (other) laywer types.
The attorneys at SATSL are licensed to practice practicing lAw in the State of California. Please refer to an individual attorney's biography for specific information about her or her bar memberships and the jurisdictions where that attorney is licensed.
Notice to Non-California Residents
This website is not intended for the purpose of soliciting any prospective clients residing in states other than California for the commencement of any civil action in that state filed solely by KSLLP. If KSLLP were to file a civil lawsuit in a state other than California, it would do so in association with a licensed member of bar of that state, and that member would serve as co-counsel throughout such litigation.
However, seeing how we are NOT KSLLP, (whoever those whores are) we can help you in ANY way you want.
Image Notice
Users who post images of themselves must be sexy, and (und) have (sie haben) large breasts (large breasts) and hopefully be hot (TRANSLATION ERROR)
SATSL will, to the full extent permitted under the law, protect your name and confidential information against disclosure, publication, or unauthorized use. However, while we welcome contact from you, if you communicate with us through this site or otherwise in connection with a matter for which we do not already represent you, it is possible that your communication may not be treated as privileged or confidential. You should therefore use care in what information you provide prior to the creation of an attorney-client relationship. 'cause, ya know, we might tell the world about you. We know about Tom.
Your receipt of the information on this website is not intended to create and does not constitute a contract or agreement for representation by SATSL. The content of this website is not intended to substitute for obtaining legal advice from an attorney. You should not act or rely upon information in this website without seeking the advice of an attorney. Even if you ARE as Awesome as Spleeni thinks he is. He's such a dick, on the inside. If you are interested in having our firm represent you in any legal matter, you should initiate possible representation by contacting an attorney at 555-5555-55-55 or by e-mailing us through the link located in the profile section of this website; under Spleeni.
Please be aware that sending an e-mail message or otherwise contacting SATSL does not contractually obligate SATSL to represent you as your attorney. SATSL cannot serve as your counsel in any matter unless and until we evaluate the facts and claims at issue, as well as any actual or potential conflicts of interest. Additionally, no attorney-client relationship exists until you and our firm expressly agree, in writing, that we will serve as your attorney.
The statute of limitations (the deadline imposed by law within which you may bring a lawsuit) may severely limit the time remaining for you to file any potential claims you may have. You should not delay your decision to retain an attorney or file a claim simply because you have contacted SATSL and are considering retaining our services. By delaying filing a claim, you may allow the statute of limitations to pass, eliminating forever your right to bring a claim.
SATSL affiliates in some cases with other attorneys with their tops off.
In some jurisdictions, this website and its content may be considered advertising under the applicable law and ethical rules. The determination of the need for legal services and the choice of a lawyer are extremely important decisions and should not be based solely upon advertisements or self-proclaimed expertise. All potential clients are urged to make their own independent investigation and evaluation of any lawyer being considered. To the extent the State Bar rules require us to designate a principal office and/or single attorney responsible for this site, SATSL designates Nobody; ya'll can screw off, since we don't like being talked to by (other) laywer types.
The attorneys at SATSL are licensed to practice practicing lAw in the State of California. Please refer to an individual attorney's biography for specific information about her or her bar memberships and the jurisdictions where that attorney is licensed.
Notice to Non-California Residents
This website is not intended for the purpose of soliciting any prospective clients residing in states other than California for the commencement of any civil action in that state filed solely by KSLLP. If KSLLP were to file a civil lawsuit in a state other than California, it would do so in association with a licensed member of bar of that state, and that member would serve as co-counsel throughout such litigation.
However, seeing how we are NOT KSLLP, (whoever those whores are) we can help you in ANY way you want.
Image Notice
Users who post images of themselves must be sexy, and (und) have (sie haben) large breasts (large breasts) and hopefully be hot (TRANSLATION ERROR)
Well, if this is going to be a musical challenge, how about we just settle for me kicking your galvanised arse in RW3?Ultrajoe said:
terribleyetfun walks out into the arena I wide sparse collesum he walks back to his laptop and puts out a call to arms for all competitors on the escapist knowing that only there could you find anyone half-way decent at what he planned. He then grabs a bag of cookies throws them into the air and yells out "FREE FOR ALL COOKIE BRAWL" as he runs off the cookies still in the air.
EDIT:I should`nt but what the hell WOO 900 POSTS so close to going gonzo.
EDIT:I should`nt but what the hell WOO 900 POSTS so close to going gonzo.
Stormcaller went downstairs to steal the last cookie from the cookie jar, but it was gone! He questioned his sister and the cat, but it was clear they didn't do it.
He went to the colliseum to hopefully clear his mind with his some nice violence.
In the mix of cookies thrown from the bag he saw the one, his cookie. He readied his dual-axes and charged into the fray.
This time, it's fucking personal
He went to the colliseum to hopefully clear his mind with his some nice violence.
In the mix of cookies thrown from the bag he saw the one, his cookie. He readied his dual-axes and charged into the fray.
This time, it's fucking personal
terribleyetfun saw stormcaller run to grab his cookie back he could not have this for it would ruin the brawl also he was really hungry so he decided to join in the fight as well grabbing his trusty black handled katana and a sub-machine gun magically enchanted with action movie power to get unlimited ammo and ran into the fray spear tackling stromcaller.
Anyone else confused on why this thread was even started. As far as I know, no real information was given by whatshisface. If he was a previous member does he have some sort of grudge against Mobius? What did he really expect to accomplish by this?
If these questions were answered in pages 1 thru 4, I am sorry I didn't read them.
If these questions were answered in pages 1 thru 4, I am sorry I didn't read them.