I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[A random person]

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Spoiler: Nyeh!

...did I just kill a gay clown?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I also challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Heh heh heh

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!

Oh i thought this battle was postponed till waffles was represented

 

[jacx]

semtex vest with deadmans switch

 

[delet]

Toastapault at Long-Range, Shottoaster at close to medium range and scattered across the ground my newly developed Buttered Mines.

Hey wait a minute... I challenge yee to a duel!

Oh i thought this battle was postponed till waffles was represented

That was then, this is now!
-arms Pancake Cannon?-

 

[Bluelaser]

A rock and a stick.

 

[xDHxD148L0]

The "Fat Man" mini nuke launcher from Fallout 3 =P.

 

[A random person]

I also challenge you to a children's cardgame!

Heh heh heh

I summon Obelisk the Tormentor, even though summoning an Egyptian god requires me to sacrifice monsters and is therefore impossible to do in the first turn!

 

[Totenkopf]

Red light sabre.
Is at least in the top ten of the most epic weapons of all time
Seriously, who can't agree on that?

 

[Beldaros]

Logic and reverence. Those are the only weapons I will need. FAiling that I choose an old fashioned longsword and shield.

 

[MGlBlaze]

Seriousely;
A small handgun that would be easy to draw and aim... maybe a derringer, but that might be going a little too small.

Not-so-seriousely;
A water-balloon... filled with strawberry jam. And eggs!

 

[Trebort]

A nuclear powered corkscrew.

Your screwed.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Seriousely;
A small handgun that would be easy to draw and aim... maybe a derringer, but that might be going a little too small.

Not-so-seriousely;
A water-balloon... filled with strawberry jam. And eggs!

I cannot contemplate how awesome a waterballoon fight would be if the water was replaced with uncooked eggs

...I just can't

It would be AWESOME

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

the ability to make my enemy blind for about 5 seconds and a well placed shot with a hand gun.

OR

take the invitation of a fight, not show up. Suddenly the dude gets sniped.

hey, I don't really like physical confrontation.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

German rapier. On your guard.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Either the Laser Screwdriver or the Tissue Compression Eliminator (Root_of_all_Evil would know what I'm talking about).

BFG-9000 would work too.

 

[Magnalian]

The Greasy Cheese Gun. It's awesome because it has the word greasy in it, and the word gun!
Yay! Weapons!

 

[fix-the-spade]

So what would you pick?

I pick the Starship Enterprise (and crew).

I take eight steps, get teleported to the bridge with my ninth step and the tenth step takes me to the console that activates the orbital bombardment targetted directly at you.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Tomahawk and a chainsaw. Throw the tomohawk as a distraction and charge with the chainsaw, and the chainsaw has a gun on it... no its nothing like Gears Of War... nothing at all... * dives out of window *