I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[luclin92]

a lightsaberl, a mirror shield and years of practice.

 

[Hazzaslagga]

but to avoid being terribly cliché I've decided to quote Monty Python

and go with the holy handgrenade of Antioch, just lob it over your shoulder and let it bloweth they enemy into tiny bits

I shall counter you holy hand grenade of Antioch of which you must count to three, not four nor two, for i shall be using nothing other than the word NI! and if you really piss me off i set The white rabbit of death upon you muhahahahahaha

 

[zakski]

GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!!

 

[slimeonline]

An Invisibility cloak and a large stick,
now you see me now you don't

 

[sunpop]

A midget cannibal to be thrown at the enemy.

 

[m.zajac]

Thompson Contender chambered in .30-06

Spoiler

 

[DragonChi]

An Ginourmous Trout.

 

[The_Decoy]

Super sheep. Both cute AND deadly.

 

[ZeLunarian]

A duel. Steak knives at dawn... or noon, i may sleep in..

 

[Jakiller2]

Big Daddy suit and drill

 

[Lukeje]

Bring out the

 Doomsday Device

!

Bwahahahaha, etc.

 

[lwm3398]

Pancake Cannon?. It's the ideal weapon in all situations. High speed pancake to the face never fails.

And now I understand how people on the forums are so random. They come up with random ideas in the Asylum Open Mic and transfer them to the forums, never telling a soul the backstory to their strange ideas.

On topic, swords with barrels (gunblades). Not only do you have to have amazing reflexes to fence, you might get a fucking bullet to the face when not paying attention.

 

[delet]

Pancake Cannon?. It's the ideal weapon in all situations. High speed pancake to the face never fails.

And now I understand how people on the forums are so random. They come up with random ideas in the Asylum Open Mic and transfer them to the forums, never telling a soul the backstory to their strange ideas.

On topic, swords with barrels (gunblades). Not only do you have to have amazing reflexes to fence, you might get a fucking bullet to the face when not paying attention.

Half and half, though I've been holding on to the ideas of the Pancake Cannon? for several years now.

 

[hittite]

Ten pound sledge hammers.

I can guarantee that no one will get this reference.

 

[Logic 0]

A gorilla, for those tight spots where nothing else will do.

 

[Berethond]

<spoiler=Grease Gun>http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/US-82nd-Grease-Gun.jpg

 

[feather240]

the banjo!

I accept!

Seriousely;
A small handgun that would be easy to draw and aim... maybe a derringer, but that might be going a little too small.

Not-so-seriousely;
A water-balloon... filled with strawberry jam. And eggs!

I cannot contemplate how awesome a waterballoon fight would be if the water was replaced with uncooked eggs

...I just can't

It would be AWESOME

You would need to take a shower though, and PETA would attack you with Uzis.

I would use a revolver.

 

[lwm3398]

Half and half, though I've been holding on to the ideas of the Pancake Cannon? for several years now.

Have you seriously copyrighted it? Well, have you gotten dress-rights? No? Splendid!

Introducing the Waffle Cannon! [small]Note: It isn't copyright infringement unless you use the exact name. I just stole the shape and looks, making it trade dress infringement. You should've been more careful! Bwahahahaha![/small]

 

[TheTaco007]

A castration machine.

 

[Shanecooper]

I'd take my ten steps, then leg it. I'm not to good at bravery. Although, If I had to fight. I'd wait till my foe had turned to take his ten steps, then shoot him in the back.