I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons!

[Fox242]

I'll take a tomahawk and a .44 magnum. I'll whip out my .44 and then close in for the kill with my tomahawk.

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

first to count to 100 wins.

 

[Tuddle]

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Vs. Chuck Norris wouldn't that cause the same effect as dividing by zero?

On Topic: How about cat launchers?

 

[enzilewulf]

Sephorphs blade... that think would reach you be for you could fire

 

[chainer1216]

real: my ruger vaquero

for fun: dice, i'm deadly with a D6.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Cz75 original edition, Lazer eyes,or a rapier

 

[firedfns13]

I choose Pfeifer Zeliska .600 Nitro Express Magnums.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Why, a kraken, of course.

 

[Roganwilson]

I choose the banjo!

 

[Theron Julius]

LOL nuke

But I would most likely pull out a scorpion tank and blast my opponent away with it's glorious 90mm cannon. Another possible option is to activate a remote explosive placed exactly under his position. Then again there's always the option of throwing a pie at their face.

 

[hittite]

Okay, I just thought of a new one. Staring contest with SCP-173. Feel free to look that one up.

 

[The Sorrow]

Yours.

 

[londelen]

Magic powers. Then we can be awesome while we fight!

 

[Cpt-Dysprosa]

The flintlock pistol gauntlet from Assassin's Creed II. The winner? The first to align their aim pretty much, or to brave the risk of firing earlier with lower accuracy.

 

[Izerous]

Table Spoons, if you don't fear them, then you haven't seen them draw blood.

 

[SteakHeart]

A weighted Fairbern-Sykes throwing knife. The gentleman's weapon.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Ebony and Ivory.

'nuff said.

The Blue Eyes White Dragon, with Exodia in my deck.
/obligatory joke

I'd just shoot you

A random Person: "But that's not allo-"

SCREW THE RULES...I have money

My hair allows me to resist bullets! Now Exodia, obliterate!

Brooklyn Rage!

Spoiler: Nyeh!

...did I just kill a gay clown?

Your Brooklyn Rage is no match for Slifer: the Executive Producer!

I'll just snap your neck with my mind!

 

[Tanfastic]

A fist-in-a-gun from the cartoons, just one pull and its like you're punching them from across the room, perfect for lazy fist fights!

 

[Cyberius]

I'm a Capoeirista. All we need is our bodies and some music.