I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on Kailus' new forum game with a post in every other thread in the last 4 pages.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Teoes with many new forum games.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on cheese with flinging.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on the sun with sunblock.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the sun by staying inside.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on walks with a car!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on terrorists with C4 and a shotgun.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on mucous with a handkerchief.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the person who makes the 500[sup]th[/sup] post with what ever the person above them declares war with.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the person above the 500th poster (that'd be the 499th poster then) with marshmallows.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on the future war with more war!

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I declare war on the past with a time machine and plenty of misdirection on how to properly handle viral outbreaks.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on body odour with deoderant.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on today with tomorrow.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tubes with pancakes.
[sub]cookie if you know what I'm talking about.[/sub]

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on random references with google!

(Closest I got was fallopian tubes o_o)

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Google with nothing that could ever possibly win.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on random references with google!

(Closest I got was fallopian tubes o_o)

It's okay, the way I put it would really have to know what I'm talking about in order to get it.

OT: I declare war on plot twists with crappy plot twists.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a desire to fidget with a most fidgetable (it's a word now) flash drive.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with squirrels.